Don’t the manufacturers recommend against storing them upright? Specially the rotomolded/thermoplastic ones, due to the weight causing the boats to deform over time.

Extended swing arms. Fuck these guys and the horse they rode in on.

So if I got one of these and put the Miata on it, it would be Master-Blaster?

Wherever these hipster doofii are located, I hope they’re not actually selling this as “BBQ Brisket”. If so, someone needs to stop by and punch them both in the throat. The only good thing about living in Texas is that I can drive 30min in any direction and find BBQ good enough to almost make you forget the weather.

You obviously haven’t had good beef. I grew up on a farm and we bred and raised and butchered all our own beef; all it needed was a suitable application of fire (and a little salt cause we’re not stupid) to be absolutely delicious.

Dear vegetarians,

Tell that to Nanking...

If it’s anything like a tankslapper, then you want to get weight on the nose to get it under control.

I can’t make regular grilled cheese anymore. Thick, good bread w lots of butter, thin slices of sharp cheddar and then grated mozzarella, parm, monterey jack and cheddar mixed with diced Hatch green chile. By mixing the green chiles with grated cheese it incorporates them into the melty-goodness and prevents a…

A full stop will be added once you meet the minimum required loops. If you don’t see it yet it means ya gotta keep reading.

I think descending is traditional; left-to-right on each line then reset when reaching the end.

It worries me that you have to even post articles like this. Here’s a few more you could follow up with:

He should give Tom a call.

And have our mountain littered with dead 4x4’s left when idiots roll them down a gully and can’t afford the massive effort of extraction? No. I’d rather it be closed to vehicle traffic than trust to the goodwill and environmental sensibilities of the rock runners.

All hobos should be rob0-hobos.

If you’re too stupid to be able to get votes in a Texas Republican Primary, specially in the district of Noted Simpleton Ted Cruz, then you should be considered unhirable. Even Wal Mart should look at this chucklehead and say “I don’t think he has what it takes to be 2nd assistant night stockboy-slash-toilet cleaner.”

I’m going with Crack Pipe because no Jalopnik worth his/her salt should ever support getting rid of a car because his/her spouse thinks it’s ugly. He should keep the car and excise the wife.

“Into the no-attachments, cutthroat world of Tinder hookups, hoping for a brief encounter with someone who cares about or at least remotely shares your own buried emotions. It’s all one long slump until the end.”

Here’s my idea and I’ve patented it so you lazy, felonious bastards can’t steal it:

Combining Drift and Rodeo makes perfect sense: