The Jag E-type answers your question:

Ignoring them is by far the most powerful and striking mockery you can perform on simple shit-heads like Palin and Trump. If more people would ignore all these idiots (from Trump to Jeb to Hilly, et-al) then we (the people) could get on to actually governing ourselves without the fucking freakshow we have to endure…

I give it a week in the wild before some pervo hacks the sensor and installs the target around his own ass.

As an American I can forgive your being a Conservative. I can’t, in good conscience, forgive your being a Mets fan.

Don’t do this! Make tamales instead!

Don’t the manufacturers recommend against storing them upright? Specially the rotomolded/thermoplastic ones, due to the weight causing the boats to deform over time.

Extended swing arms. Fuck these guys and the horse they rode in on.

So if I got one of these and put the Miata on it, it would be Master-Blaster?

Wherever these hipster doofii are located, I hope they’re not actually selling this as “BBQ Brisket”. If so, someone needs to stop by and punch them both in the throat. The only good thing about living in Texas is that I can drive 30min in any direction and find BBQ good enough to almost make you forget the weather.

You obviously haven’t had good beef. I grew up on a farm and we bred and raised and butchered all our own beef; all it needed was a suitable application of fire (and a little salt cause we’re not stupid) to be absolutely delicious.

Dear vegetarians,

Tell that to Nanking...

If it’s anything like a tankslapper, then you want to get weight on the nose to get it under control.

I can’t make regular grilled cheese anymore. Thick, good bread w lots of butter, thin slices of sharp cheddar and then grated mozzarella, parm, monterey jack and cheddar mixed with diced Hatch green chile. By mixing the green chiles with grated cheese it incorporates them into the melty-goodness and prevents a…

A full stop will be added once you meet the minimum required loops. If you don’t see it yet it means ya gotta keep reading.

I think descending is traditional; left-to-right on each line then reset when reaching the end.

It worries me that you have to even post articles like this. Here’s a few more you could follow up with:

He should give Tom a call.

And have our mountain littered with dead 4x4’s left when idiots roll them down a gully and can’t afford the massive effort of extraction? No. I’d rather it be closed to vehicle traffic than trust to the goodwill and environmental sensibilities of the rock runners.

All hobos should be rob0-hobos.