I can’t make regular grilled cheese anymore. Thick, good bread w lots of butter, thin slices of sharp cheddar and then grated mozzarella, parm, monterey jack and cheddar mixed with diced Hatch green chile. By mixing the green chiles with grated cheese it incorporates them into the melty-goodness and prevents a…

A full stop will be added once you meet the minimum required loops. If you don’t see it yet it means ya gotta keep reading.

I think descending is traditional; left-to-right on each line then reset when reaching the end.

They’ve already got it covered. In addition to the hfr camera/projector combo, the unit houses a taser. A couple 50k volt shots and the image settles right down.

It worries me that you have to even post articles like this. Here’s a few more you could follow up with:

He should give Tom a call.

Well, she’s big but the horizontal stripes are slimming so she still looks good.

You are a prank amateur. Here are a few car-based pranks I and my friends (in a small farm town) played on each other in high school:

And have our mountain littered with dead 4x4’s left when idiots roll them down a gully and can’t afford the massive effort of extraction? No. I’d rather it be closed to vehicle traffic than trust to the goodwill and environmental sensibilities of the rock runners.

I want to see the thing collaps and trap this kid soooo bad...

Considering the idiot Captain of the ship was showing off to try to impress a girl, maybe they should just build a giant dong atop that hill, with light spewing from the tip.

So now all the good brewers can return to making beer that doesn’t taste like a pine cone soaked in asphalt? Good.

And then they wonder why little Adriana has no imagination at all as she grows up.

“The engine will find its way into a Moody AFB’s A-10C Thunderbolt IIs.”

All hobos should be rob0-hobos.

If you’re too stupid to be able to get votes in a Texas Republican Primary, specially in the district of Noted Simpleton Ted Cruz, then you should be considered unhirable. Even Wal Mart should look at this chucklehead and say “I don’t think he has what it takes to be 2nd assistant night stockboy-slash-toilet cleaner.”

I’m going with Crack Pipe because no Jalopnik worth his/her salt should ever support getting rid of a car because his/her spouse thinks it’s ugly. He should keep the car and excise the wife.

“Into the no-attachments, cutthroat world of Tinder hookups, hoping for a brief encounter with someone who cares about or at least remotely shares your own buried emotions. It’s all one long slump until the end.”

Here’s my idea and I’ve patented it so you lazy, felonious bastards can’t steal it: