three threes and a one?

I bought a ratty Pontiac Aztec from a HS Chemistry teacher and it had little baggies of blue rock candy all over the place...

Years ago, when I still lived in Denver, they were busting guys selling peanuts on Blake. They strong-armed some guy who published his own “Rockies Guide” and sold it on the sidewalk outside the field; I think it was the same guy who initally bought coloradorockies.com that they sued and stole the URL from. I’m a Rox…

Why spend the money on good seats and waste them by not being interested in the game? The trophy wife crowd that piles into the home-plate seats then pays no attention to games is just annoying to me, cause I’d love to have a chance to see a game from that close. That’s exactly why I think we should ban the nets and…

I was at a game in the first couple years of Coors Field where a little girl took a foul ball off the face. She was sitting with her Mommy and friends just above the freaking home dugout. TV replays showed that Mommy was facing away from the batter talking with her friends when the pitch was thrown and didn’t react at…

The Rox have always sold tonnes of merchandise (remember when they opened Coors Field, sold out every game for a decade and often were in the top 5 for most merchandise sold?) The problem is that the owner is only slightly less corrupt than FIFA and all that money, including the massive amounts of cash given to him by…

But the Rox don’t follow thru and “eventually build a contender.” We raise talent through a great farm system, mature them into the bigs then let them get disillusioned and injured over years of utterly failing to flesh out a whole team then either fire-sale them at the trade line or wait till their pissed enough to…

And once more, Fuck the Fucking Rockies and the cock-sucker GM and the asshole owner.

I don’t need all this cause I take mine to a Faith Mechanic.

You forgot “Spend the next 3 hours scrubbing with GoJo and a brush to get all the grease off your hands, from under your fingernails and out of your hair.”

Um...

So were they late for the big meeting in Waco or were they just on the rag that afternoon?

What are we supposed to use, Cap’n? Harsh language?

Crom is displeased! You obviously don’t know the riddle of steel!

The best way to avoid this is to not be a guitarist. They’re dirty, smelly creatures of little use anyway.

Because the commissioner of the Big12 was a totally useless turd with all the intelligence of a small lump of lint? This is evidenced further by his decision to bring in West Va. U to the 12.

As always, Fuck Texas.

I think the technical term is “Vapists.”

As a current denizen of the benighted shithole, fine municipality of San Antonio, Tx, I can say with certainty that the only thing I want in SA less than the Oakland Raiders (temp or permanent) is Oakland Raider fans in SA. Guys, KISS sucked in the 70’s and 80’s but they suck even more now that they’re old, decrepit…