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So, the FAA has requirements that these drones must be operated Line of Sight, so the human operator, with all his/her soft, squidgy insides, is within sight of my property above which their quadcopter is hovering, totally ruining my zen/spying upon my assignation with 8 sexy supermodels/endangerin’ my very way of…

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The live action version of this that is under pre-production now could be really interesting.

Duct tape and a handful of kiddie xanax accomplishes the same thing.

Well, your kid didn’t have to get stuck in a box and put in the cargo hold, either, so it evens out.

The motorcycle gear I use most frequently is 1-2-3, with 4-5 getting used fairly commonly and 6 getting used on long highway rides.

Superman is easily the biggest wanker to hale from Kansas and that includes their Board of Education and their current governor.

The picture above would probably work with full-sized shears but then you’d have crappy cracker-crust pizza anyway. The picture on the linked site is more like a round loaf of rustic bread that Whole-Paycheck went over the top with sprinkling on bits of cheese and random flora and in no way could the shears shown…

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Fuck big Kale!

Drift it, yo!

The toughest part is finding jockies small enough to ride ‘em.

It’s an aiming point for the sniper sitting in the balcony. Duh.

Bear knows what it’s all about. Rhubarb pie is the 2nd biggest desert lie, behind the horror that is oatmeal-raisin cookies. Fuck rhubarb

The site’s already developed and operated by Baylor, so far as I can tell. Monument status just means that all its lands are protected from development.

SpaceX is in McGregor and Baylor? The only reason to not burn Waco to the ground and start over from scratch is Big Red. (and before you go on, my wife is from there so I have provenance...)

You’re referring to the town of West, that courtesy of a fertilizer storage explosion just about beccame “the former town of West.”

All those phrases would be much better received if you simply blasted the kid with a cattle prod right before and after speaking them.