At least remove the frakking landau bars from the back! What the hell happened to attention to detail in Whorrywood?

Really? In pictures and in person I think the back end of the current pony is atrocious. It has neither the muscular presence of the 69-70 fastbacks nor the svelt sexiness of the 66’s. It’s all too long overhangs and weird angles and pointless character lines (the rear quarters of that car just piss me off.) They need…

As a kid I worked in my Dad’s auto/truck/tractor/fix-all-the-stuff-with-motors-in-it shop after school. I was in the process of removing the battery from a side-tray of a John Deere tractor (actual farm tractor, not lawn mower) when I managed to lay the box-end wrench across the +/- terminals and literally weld it…

You probably prefer the “Happy Ending” on BladeRunner, too...

I don’t have taste buds; I have taste bro’s!

How about this one?

Technically that would be the most expensive car ever fitted with mud flaps.

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”

For all you city kids out there: Steers and Bulls are two completely different things. One’s missing two small things that make a whole lot of difference down the road.

“Papal Wrangler” is the job title I want on my business card.

So all the money and power of the Catholic Church and they can’t swing a better camera than the weekend team at Action News Witness 7 On The Spot?

Does Rubbin’ One Out count?

That’s not rust; that’s “Patina”.

So, if the old Buick Port law of “one vent per cylinder” applies, then that car is running a V79?

Needs an Air Grabber instead!

That came across much more harshly than I meant, so please don’t think it’s an insult. From a lieterary review level, however, those are the things that those books were lynchpinned upon and I dont’ get how you saw something otherwise.

“...and about finding a family”

aka making a new home.

I’m afraid you missed something in your reading. Yes, they’re simple serials from a much earlier time with swashbuckling as their primary conceit but the motivations of all the stories are very much heart. At their core, the Carter stories are about getting home, about not letting all the titles and accolades change…

But on the positive side, if Knowles/Conran’s version of John Carter had gone through it would have precluded Disney’s abortion from ever making it to the screen. Knowles might not be able to communicate above a 9th grade level in writing (I think he writes like Capt. James T Kirk speaks) but he knows from movies and…

Just so long as Texans quit trying to foist the abomination known as “Tex Mex” on the rest of the world, they can have the fucking guack.