He was ticketed for the crime of Reckless Driving, he's being prosecuted for Egregious Stupidity. I'm ok with both.

Whoa!! When I click on the video, I get a message saying "Video Does Not Exist."
OBAMMA DONE TOOK IT DOWN ALREADY! THEM BLACK HELICOPTERS IS COMMIN'!!!

So, that "gear shift" at 0:13...
He's driving an automatic?

Somebody please barrel roll one of those badboys so I can buy the seats at Pick-n-Pull to go in my Miata.

I have an old solution I picked up years ago during a prolonged bout of unemployment when "How am I going to pay my bills? What am I going to do?" kept me up all night, all too often:

Whomever said you can't drift a pickup truck obviously didn't grow up on a farm. Now, you can't drift a pickup truck when your brother's sitting on the tailgate, but for entirely different reasons.

Ok, this article is yet another written from the standpoint of "Us" and how to fix "Them". Here's a secret: If I go to an event and don't mingle, it's not that I'm desperately hoping someone will love me but just don't know how to fit in. It's because I'm there as a requirement of some kind and I'm biding my time…

Seems to me that "cheating" is just a cop out, because the truly creative find a way to meet the project brief without compromising their ideas. That's much more difficult and creative than simply going rogue.

It was a pre-emptive beating to keep it from bursting into flames.
Either that or he's a roid-raging dick.

Yeah. Somebody parked it in his flower-bed, too.

Freakin' Hippy!
Cap'n Crunch, with Crunchberries is food of the Gods, I tell ya!

Nope. My opinion of that POS had nothing to do with CR and all to do with its performance. Of the 3 I personally was around 2 went turtle and the 3rd was just a rusty piece of crap.

Cost, complexity and unsprung mass. Duh.

The POS Suzuki Samurai (aka "Rollin' Death Wagon") appears but nowhere to be seen is the IH Scout?

Sounds like an Iraqi gangsta rapper

But think of the theft-insurance savings!

You'll never go wrong with Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears. They're a Blues-Brothers-ish (only ish) show band with a horn section and a great sense of humor.

The ringtone I use for my wife (we're mostly happily married) is Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears, "Bitch, I Love You". Always fun when she calls me in a meeting...

Sounds, not so much, but smells are a huge signifier for me. In the early 90's, when I was but a young, dumb kid, I made the mistake of falling in love with a woman who worked for my home-office, a time zone away. We spent a lot of time on the phone and exchanging actual, paper, written by hand, letters. She always…