Letting this bad-boy loose at the 'Vette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky:

Why go to all the trouble to open one and have to deal with franchise and license fees. Just buy a couple dozen cinnabons on the concourse and take them on a plane. Once it takes off, you can open the box and start charging pretty much what ever you want for a fresh, hot cinnabon.

Not if they put one in front and one in back, though...

How does he not asphyxiate when he breathes Martian atmosphere mixed with pipe-weed through his pipe-hole?!?

Cows hate hoons.

So, obviously you're one of those folks who we need the pintle-mounted miniguns to convince to get out of the passing lane, then?

I daily drive a Miata in San Antonio, Tx. THIS is the upgrade I most desire:

I grew up on a working family farm. I learned that when the work needs to get done you do it. Don't whine, don't bitch, don't sit on your ass; get the work done. If you're sick or if the weather's bad, the animals still need to be taken care of cause it is YOUR responsibility to provide for them. If you would…

Would this one do?

That one wouldn't do, because "the South" doesn't specifically include Texas and only Texas really knows how to do brisket. I'll give them ribs and pulled pork, they can even claim a tradition for beef ribs, but Texas' single reason to exist is its ability to produce smoked brisket and they do it well enough I'm…

And wearing the HANS.

But that directly conflicts with the truism that says:
All rental cars are 4wd.

So, does that mean they invade Poland?

So how many packs of Marlboros did they have to smoke to get that kid?

And bring some decent snacks. Everybody hates it when it's Billy's Mom's day to bring snacks and all you get are bananas and orange Kool-aide...

if that's the rule, then it should also be "BJ's every day!"

The desktop systems were always so much fun to set up cause the Drs and officers invariably had to have it on their desk framing them against the giant windows looking out on their executive view. This, of course, made them look like Bond villains...

I know. It's called messing with the guy who is nervous and didn't do his homework.

Are you kidding? Big aircraft like that have the glide ratio of a rock; if something fails at 10k there's not much time to make a decision and act on it.

You win the award for "Most Informative and Level-headed Reply to a Borderline Snarky, Offhand Question."
Also, thanks for the really succinct answer cause I was kind curious about that as well.