Yeah. Somebody parked it in his flower-bed, too.

Freakin' Hippy!
Cap'n Crunch, with Crunchberries is food of the Gods, I tell ya!

Nope. My opinion of that POS had nothing to do with CR and all to do with its performance. Of the 3 I personally was around 2 went turtle and the 3rd was just a rusty piece of crap.

Cost, complexity and unsprung mass. Duh.

The POS Suzuki Samurai (aka "Rollin' Death Wagon") appears but nowhere to be seen is the IH Scout?

Sounds like an Iraqi gangsta rapper

But think of the theft-insurance savings!

You'll never go wrong with Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears. They're a Blues-Brothers-ish (only ish) show band with a horn section and a great sense of humor.

The ringtone I use for my wife (we're mostly happily married) is Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears, "Bitch, I Love You". Always fun when she calls me in a meeting...

Sounds, not so much, but smells are a huge signifier for me. In the early 90's, when I was but a young, dumb kid, I made the mistake of falling in love with a woman who worked for my home-office, a time zone away. We spent a lot of time on the phone and exchanging actual, paper, written by hand, letters. She always…

Letting this bad-boy loose at the 'Vette Museum in Bowling Green, Ky:

Why go to all the trouble to open one and have to deal with franchise and license fees. Just buy a couple dozen cinnabons on the concourse and take them on a plane. Once it takes off, you can open the box and start charging pretty much what ever you want for a fresh, hot cinnabon.

Not if they put one in front and one in back, though...

How does he not asphyxiate when he breathes Martian atmosphere mixed with pipe-weed through his pipe-hole?!?

Cows hate hoons.

So, obviously you're one of those folks who we need the pintle-mounted miniguns to convince to get out of the passing lane, then?

I daily drive a Miata in San Antonio, Tx. THIS is the upgrade I most desire:

I grew up on a working family farm. I learned that when the work needs to get done you do it. Don't whine, don't bitch, don't sit on your ass; get the work done. If you're sick or if the weather's bad, the animals still need to be taken care of cause it is YOUR responsibility to provide for them. If you would…

Would this one do?