That one wouldn't do, because "the South" doesn't specifically include Texas and only Texas really knows how to do brisket. I'll give them ribs and pulled pork, they can even claim a tradition for beef ribs, but Texas' single reason to exist is its ability to produce smoked brisket and they do it well enough I'm…

And wearing the HANS.

But that directly conflicts with the truism that says:
All rental cars are 4wd.

So, does that mean they invade Poland?

So how many packs of Marlboros did they have to smoke to get that kid?

And bring some decent snacks. Everybody hates it when it's Billy's Mom's day to bring snacks and all you get are bananas and orange Kool-aide...

if that's the rule, then it should also be "BJ's every day!"

The desktop systems were always so much fun to set up cause the Drs and officers invariably had to have it on their desk framing them against the giant windows looking out on their executive view. This, of course, made them look like Bond villains...

I know. It's called messing with the guy who is nervous and didn't do his homework.

Are you kidding? Big aircraft like that have the glide ratio of a rock; if something fails at 10k there's not much time to make a decision and act on it.

You win the award for "Most Informative and Level-headed Reply to a Borderline Snarky, Offhand Question."
Also, thanks for the really succinct answer cause I was kind curious about that as well.

That rug really tied the room together, Dude.

Considering the culture in which we live, if that's the dumbest thing you've ever heard then you're living a charmed life. On a given day I've heard 4 dumber things that that by the time I've sat down at my desk.

Personally, I prefer cougars.

One word:
Morlocks

But in their defense, "Vomited Vole Carcass" flavored chips would still be better than Vinegar/Salt chips.

Morlocks are a'comin' for our 'Vettes!!

My first thought was "Those wacky Swedish bastards now how to have fun." But my second thought was "If they hadn't spent all their Kroner screwing around with pulling sleds behind jet fighters then maybe they coulda saved SAAB."

Kroner

I'm 6'1" and about 280 (yeah, I know...) and i daily drive a NB. Fits like a glove.