"Uh... Yeah. I need to go talk to someone I actually like now."

I don't know, "Crazy"? "Shotgun Wielding" ?

That guy's nuts...

...and I'm pooping..."

I have to dispute #6. The window and aisle seats each get an outside armrest, but whomever is stuck riding bitch gets to claim both armrests. It's only fair.

Wow, that's one of the worst bits of "new user" advice I've seen in a long, long time. Please, before anyone uses any of the info shown above, cross it out and insert this phrase:
Call your local bike shop and ask them what you need.

Two wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do.

My wife still guffaws about the time we saw a ratted out Probe GT "tuned" by a young kid. It had a banner at the top of the windshield stating:
"Bad Ass Probe".

I ran across a soldier driving a remarkably well preserved or rebuilt 93 Probe GT just this morning in San Antonio. I was somewhat surprised and kinda happy to see that.

If you read the post on the Perry and Co. blog you got the process but if you read their comments you missed this bit of pretentious buffoonery, apparently from Porsche Club of America flak. Here are some little bits of "it's the customer's fault" gold:

I was just there on Monday. I met a friend downtown for lunch and a beer.
I lived there for several years (05-ish) and it's grown up a whole lot since then.

I live in SA and saw the report on the news the other night. They stated Airport Sheraton.

Not downtown. It was at the Airport Sheraton which is located in N. Central SA right along a major freeway, Loop 410.

San Marcos or Kyle?

No. SA is a crap hole. I've lived here over 10 yrs and everybody I know has had their house broken into at least once, usually within a year of moving in. My wife was home in the afternoon when a tweaker kicked in the front door. He got the scare of his life when she began screaming like a banshee and he turned…

Not cause the 1 I was familiar with was awful but because all of them I'm familiar with were awful. Weak motor, mushy suspension, ugly design, fey 80's advertizing campaign. Just the opposite of almost everything I consider positive in a car AND it was a Camaro too.

Trust me, I do get upset that a significant portion of the population can't seem to keep their hands of property that isn't theirs. But in the over-all view of things I don't know that I'd worry so much about calling out the Jalopnik Dogs of War (tm) to recover a race trailer owned by a media company that doubtlessly…

Ok, so, cool guy, neat car, cool videos on The YouTube. But in the overall view, I'm a lot less insulted by this production company losing a completely insured trailer than I am by crap like this:

Regarding the "best argument against ethanol":

I can't support that. I'm firmly of the opinion that no hell is too hot for any 80's Camaro Berlinetta.