The really bad part is that particular incident wasn't even in the top two stupid drunken automotive incidents he engaged in:

I had a friend in high school who could contest that.

I despise the culture and attitudes that make haggling a thing. It's based in dishonesty and a lack of respect for one's customers and one's product. As a customer, if I go somewhere and they fail to respect me enough to honestly present their products then I'll walk out on them, mid-sentence. A

Someone seriously needs to jump wearing a costume like this:

Ok, a couple things:

I've said it before, I'll say it again: The Salt Lick isn't just about the food, it's about he presentation.

Just cause the coastal idiots think the rest of the country is unpopulated doesn't mean it is. I guarantee you that if they averaged 98mph, they exceeded that by a lot and often. There's no excuse for racing on public roadways and that is exactly what this is. If you're racing then your mind isn't on safety it's on…

I was just going to post that pic! Someone needs to sneak down there once the water recedes and put a life jacket on Stevie Ray.
Save Stevie Ray!!!

Gee, cause these wanabe reality-show denizens like to use public roads as race-tracks and then expect us to congratulate them? Don't know why I'd be offended by that. Aside from the whole endangering others cause you're desperate to replace the love and affection that Mommy never gave you with the adulation of the…

Hey, that's a really nice Supra ya got there, mister.

Fuck this douchebag and his co-morons.

Always prioritize S-Video over Composite. S-Vid will provide better resolution and color over Composite as it splits the signal into Color and Luminance (4-pin, C+ C-, L+ L-).

As someone who is both of Scottish descent and completely and totally without belief in any kind of god or all-powerful being, I resent, wholeheartedly, your use of the term "Heathen" to describe the immoral and soul-less under-roll TP bastards.

So, technically, shouldn't that be a "Turd-Berg?"

I understand that the Murrilee had to move on, being the nimble little minx she is, but couldn't we arrange some kind of mutually beneficial custody sharing agreement with Wanky the Safety Cat?

Nah. I hated Toyota and their "Wave of Beige" long before Jalopnik even popped it's little malformed head out and started squealing.

I'm firmly of the opinion that Texas drivers are the worst in the country. I lived in Colorado for a lot of years and used to believe that Texas sent their worst drivers out as a plague upon the mountains. After moving here and living in SA for over 10yrs, I've learned Texas keeps their biggest idiots at home,…

You aren't seriously going to try to convince the world that Texas drivers can merge, are you? I'm currently banished to San Antonio and nowhere in this state have I encountered any driver who knows how to merge. Even if they're not driving 40mph along the entrance ramp they will invariably STOP at the end prior to…

Bunny kidnapped herself, Dude...

Damn! They must have SCMODS!