Hey, that's a really nice Supra ya got there, mister.

Fuck this douchebag and his co-morons.

Always prioritize S-Video over Composite. S-Vid will provide better resolution and color over Composite as it splits the signal into Color and Luminance (4-pin, C+ C-, L+ L-).

As someone who is both of Scottish descent and completely and totally without belief in any kind of god or all-powerful being, I resent, wholeheartedly, your use of the term "Heathen" to describe the immoral and soul-less under-roll TP bastards.

So, technically, shouldn't that be a "Turd-Berg?"

I understand that the Murrilee had to move on, being the nimble little minx she is, but couldn't we arrange some kind of mutually beneficial custody sharing agreement with Wanky the Safety Cat?

Nah. I hated Toyota and their "Wave of Beige" long before Jalopnik even popped it's little malformed head out and started squealing.

I'm firmly of the opinion that Texas drivers are the worst in the country. I lived in Colorado for a lot of years and used to believe that Texas sent their worst drivers out as a plague upon the mountains. After moving here and living in SA for over 10yrs, I've learned Texas keeps their biggest idiots at home,…

You aren't seriously going to try to convince the world that Texas drivers can merge, are you? I'm currently banished to San Antonio and nowhere in this state have I encountered any driver who knows how to merge. Even if they're not driving 40mph along the entrance ramp they will invariably STOP at the end prior to…

Bunny kidnapped herself, Dude...

Damn! They must have SCMODS!

I'm not worried about overcoming any issues due to my introvert status, I'm hoping maybe you can help me overcome the massive urge to punch someone in the throat whenever they refer to or infer that I should have a "personal brand."

Well, right now Highway 34 outside of Estes Park is not good at all:

No, the Jalopnik way would be to buy it, hammer it mostly straight then install an actual Meth Lab in the back, drop in a LS motor and track-rated suspension and brakes then put Wanky the Safety Cat in the back and get Sabina Schmidt to run it on the ring.

Could this be the exact moment in time at which Jalopnik's long-standing point of order stating Aztek=Awful officially changed?

That's not going to help you much at higher elevations, even if you boil it. Water boils at a temp. low enough to not kill ghiardia cysts as low as 5000ft which means a nasty case of ghiardiosis which can be life threatening (mostly due to the dehydration effects.)

Santa Fe, NM.

Yeah, I live in Texas and while I'm not afraid of crime in general I am afraid of the hordes of morons packin' heat and just waiting for an excuse to slap leather. Even if I could trust the judgment of the average Texan I sure as shit can't trust their aim.

Not true at all! You can display any size of American Flag above your Hyundai dealershipand there are no significant restrictions on the size or species of inflatable animal holding a "SALE-A-BRATION!!!" sign on the roof.

So the only reason the reason TXDOT has jurisdiction is cause it's on the highway right of way. Pboy can just buy a 30 meter square of that farmer's property on the other side of the fence and move it there. Once it's on private land the Marfites opinion of the piece becomes immaterial.