I really hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

Aaah! That thing looks like a 90's Firebird metastasized.

Here's a fun trick for navigating those awful, horrific, aneurism-inducing voice-navigation systems that companies install to keep from actually having to hire enough customer support people. The ones that just won't send you to an operator (hitting "O" or asking for "operator" just takes you back to the main menu,…

It's on your car that you're driving; you are responsible for it. Yeah, when the hood flies off and kills someone the idiot at the shop will also get sued, but i guarantee you that the driver's name will be on the "Defendant" line on the lawsuit(s).

Texas Only: Big handgun and 2-3 magazines full of ammo.

Duh! 25yr old hottie Trophy Wife in the right-side seat (left-side for those who drive on the opposite side of the road.)

Stevie Ray approves!

Nice. Now could they maybe arrest Alex Roy next?

It comes with an optional tow package and drop tank for longer trips:

Take a tip from your old buddy Jack Burton: only drive as fast as you can see. It's all in the reflexes anyway.

You forgot:
Don't expect the police to investigate or attempt to solve the crime or even care all that much. They're just punching the clock and filling out the report for the insurance company, not actually trying to prevent crimes or catch crooks.

Damn skippy!!!

I bought a cheapo set from Performance for about $15 or so. I gripped them in a vise and spread the split end open wide enough to fit it around the mower handle with a beefy flat-blade screwdriver. I had to disable the dead-man switch so I don't have to hold it closed all the time so I can have both hands on the…

This being Austin, they have since elected the naked guy Mayor.

Mrs. Schroedinger, is that you?

I took it one step further and installed mountain bike bar ends (bull horns) on my mower handle. That, combined with wearing bike gloves when I mow means I have much better leverage on the handle plus more positions available so I can avoid sore wrists and yet my hands stay silky smooth (well, that's pretty…

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What is your opinion of the PR based actions from some female (and some male, too) drivers that hinge upon sexy pictures rather than driving ability? Is this part and parcel of being sponsored and responsible for bringing publicity to your sponsor? Or is this a sideshow which detracts from the important part which is…

Again, the problem here isn't the vehicle. I'm perfectly convinced that horsepower is a safety device, so that's on board with the Jalopnik mission statement. The problem is that absolute hose-bags who drive those up-gunned SUV's cause they're invariably douche-nozzles in human form.

If you don't feel professional or able to get the job done while wearing jeans and a tshirt, then by all means wear what you feel makes you your best. If, however, someone else feels perfectly capable of slaving away 8hours a day for "the man" whilst not encumbered with a shirt and tie, then I can't see any reason…