Damn skippy!!!

I bought a cheapo set from Performance for about $15 or so. I gripped them in a vise and spread the split end open wide enough to fit it around the mower handle with a beefy flat-blade screwdriver. I had to disable the dead-man switch so I don't have to hold it closed all the time so I can have both hands on the…

This being Austin, they have since elected the naked guy Mayor.

Mrs. Schroedinger, is that you?

I took it one step further and installed mountain bike bar ends (bull horns) on my mower handle. That, combined with wearing bike gloves when I mow means I have much better leverage on the handle plus more positions available so I can avoid sore wrists and yet my hands stay silky smooth (well, that's pretty…

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What is your opinion of the PR based actions from some female (and some male, too) drivers that hinge upon sexy pictures rather than driving ability? Is this part and parcel of being sponsored and responsible for bringing publicity to your sponsor? Or is this a sideshow which detracts from the important part which is…

Again, the problem here isn't the vehicle. I'm perfectly convinced that horsepower is a safety device, so that's on board with the Jalopnik mission statement. The problem is that absolute hose-bags who drive those up-gunned SUV's cause they're invariably douche-nozzles in human form.

If you don't feel professional or able to get the job done while wearing jeans and a tshirt, then by all means wear what you feel makes you your best. If, however, someone else feels perfectly capable of slaving away 8hours a day for "the man" whilst not encumbered with a shirt and tie, then I can't see any reason…

Nah, that's Greely...

Driven in LA, San Fran, Denver, OKC (heheh), Seattle, DC and up and down the East Coast corridor; quite frankly none of that holds a candle to the consistent, aggressive and inventive stupidity I encounter on a daily basis in San Antonio and throughout the Texas metro areas. Add into it that these morons are not only…

The number 1 thing I've learned over multiple cross-country moves is that U-Haul sucks and their vehicles will fail, often catastrophically, and usually in the most remote, desolate area and at the worst possible time (1am, and in a blizzard, for instance).

Well, some of 'em are more abnormal than others...

"I can't be out of money: I still have checks!"

If you're willing to go do that outside a Baptist church I'll help bankroll the DVD buy.

Rule number 1:

Easy: About the time the dessert plates get cleared away I announce I have to use the bathroom. I then crawl out the window and make my escape.
Man that pisses off my wife every time...

Um...

Your lack of understanding is becoming more clear.

Nobody with a brain should ever feel "SAFE" with 4000lbs of metal suspended above their squishy-yet-crunchy body. Proper jack stands, place at the correct places on a level, hard surface will, however, allow you to work without worrying too much about becoming the filling in a Beemer/Concrete sammich. Logs, not so…