Bingo!

Remind me to never, ever get near you when you're working if you feel that mess is safe to work on. Even if the vehicle is sitting squarely on them they're highly unstable and any lateral force will cause it to shift which will then lead to Gunther getting crushed while attempting to remove the official Bavarian…

Those aren't logs, those are lumber-jack stands!

Anyone bipedal in 5 wears his ass for a hat!

I'm fairly sure the mixer wasn't carrying much of a load. Even with the braking assist provided by the little Pug, I don't think a loaded truck could have stopped that short.

Sad? Oh heck no! That's genius!

That's it! We're donating Detroit and all it's suburbs to Canada.

Familiarity breeds contempt: The airline I hate most is invariably the one I'm flying on at that moment.

Russian? It didn't happen if we don't have dash-cam footage of the incident.

Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaah...

See Larry!?! See what happens when you find a man in the Alps?

They didn't inherit the cats; the cats assumed them.

I live in South Texas; I could bake hams in my car during the day...

Wait! So they take a giant pile of suburban morons who think running around in and amongst 1200lb hunks of beef with hooves is a good idea and yet the only significant injury came from a RC heli falling on the spectators?

If you're going there, I'd have to include the complete dismantling of the US rail infrastructure and the conversion to moving everything via trucks which are interspersed with passenger traffic on the US highway system.

Venice: it's been sinking below the waves for a couple centuries.

But, being a dirty, hooning Jalopnik commenter there's no doubt that you don't drive it like the folks at the EPA recommend.

Yup. Our little kitty Karma transforms into Shiva, The Devourer the moment anything green and organic passes the front door. She will even climb up on the fridge to nibble on the red-chile ristra wreath hanging over the kitchen door.

Driving a roomy car doesn't make you unethical, it makes you a slalom cone!

Actually produced? I'd have to go with the Shogun which mated a tube-reinforced Ford Festiva with a rear-mounted Taurus SHO motor.