I don't have any expectations of you, honest. My opinion of you is that you're short-sighted but that's neither here nor there. You can be a car-guy if you want, that's fine. But then you can also like Rock and Roll without understanding Jazz but you just won't have the kind of insights that someone with better…

Rag and bucket? I got a better way for pet hair.

Looks like a ragtop Chrysler 300 suffering from gigantism.

Rich Bitch Basket?

We've done just that in every NOC I've been in. They were all surrounded by big windows so we had endless whiteboards. Added benefit was that it helped cut down on the gawkers when brass would bring tour-groups through the area cause they'd have to stare through a thick layer of dry-erase markered text and drawings.…

Can't they charge her with Willfully and with Malice Aforethought Actually Driving a Panamera?

So why don't they change the ignition so that it's a two-factor pass? It should require a key which goes in the ignition and a transceiver with a very, very short range,which goes in the driver's pocket. Starting or remaining running requires both devices (key in the ignition with the switch on AND transceiver in…

Ah, by ignoring the history and evolution of that which you profess to love and instead simply believing that what you prefer evolved whole-cloth from the ether. That works, I guess.

Trust me, I'm not a huge fan of Detroit. The persistent behavior of some of its citizens (the ongoing attempt to burn the city down, for instance) and their stubborn refusal to turn over the entire Red Wings organization for prosecution of war-crimes makes it hard to see a golden future for the place. However, I…

How could you be a car-guy, in the US (I assume you're in the States, but hey, Oh, Canada, Rue Britannia or whatever) and not at least respect Detroit and root for its recovery? The city has a lot of problems, many of which are r00t-caused by its own failings, but it also is the home of that thing which we profess to…

Hopefully the bankruptcy gives the city the breathing room it needs to actually reform their budget and get on solid footing again. I understand your defensiveness for people piling on a place you love, but I quit giving a crap about Detroit the minute I learned about the annual stupidity of Devil Night and saw…

So does this mean that they can tie a MAC address to the typically crappy security video of shoplifters/robbers/whackos? That could be nice little boost to the conviction percentages from Stop-and-Rob type quickie marts...

I met the woman I later married online, does that count?

It's so that your kidnapping victims would have some awesome disco-like lighting while being hauled off to their doom.

really for most teenagers it's more like "I've always wanted to blow grass at high speed."

I'm fairly sure that for those young morons, that was driving normally.

Well, the folks in the gym wouldn't have wanted anyone's balls to drop...

I'm a videoconferencing engineer with a side-order of network geek and a little network security dweeb for dessert. I'll get fed up and quit my industry before it quits on me.

and yes, SoCo. they're putting it on the signs now that it's less "hookers and crack" and more "trendy restaurants and yuppies".

I wasn't impressed with Mueller's but the fact that you can't swing a dead vegan hipster without hitting 3-4 BBQ joints that are good enough to make international food magazines pretty much confirms it. Salt Lick isn't the best due to its food (it's really good but not the best I've had) it's the best because it's a…