Astronaut, duh!

Pshaw! Pansies!

Eh. The breakfast taco is ok, but it fails miserably when held next to its New Mexico brother, the breakfast burrito. I've had breakfast tacos from about every purveyor in central San Antonio and none could beat a breakfast burrito sold out of an igloo cooler by a wizened old NM Abuela.

Not true at all. I'm in SA but have neither a Mexi-themed handle. The original Skippy the Duck was a SA native, so I guess he had Mexican roots but he was just a duck living in my apartment complex parking lot, so what would he know?

You can't make good BBQ where you don't grow cows. Sorry, Slow's could be awfully good but still not hold a candle to every local smoke-joint in every little podunk town in Texas. BBQ is pretty much the only reason i can think of to not depopulate the entire state and use it for nuclear waste storage.

Detroit has 3.4M humans, but Austin is within a few hours drive of 3 of the largest Metropolitan areas in the US: Dallas-Ft Worth, San Antonio and Houston. Add into it that Texas' economy isn't falling down the crapper (the state keeps getting giant huge honkin' piles of US Gubmint money courtesy of all the Mil/GS…

Instead of posting the videos of morons, er Streetracers, why not simply post their pertinent info including license plate numbers, make/model and location with a note inviting vigilante justice Jalopnik-style?
And emailing it to their local constabulary, of course...

And also the "D"

I think you took a wrong turn; aren't you looking for Jezebel?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Every time i see one of those, I flash back to the original "Highlander" movie and the hopped up gyrene guy with the T/A and the trunk full of guns who winds up getting spitted by the Kurrigen.

I had a couple cars with those and never loved 'em but never had any noticeable issues. In one instance, the boss was riding in my car and made the mistake of leaning out as he opened the passenger door only to receive a solid clip on the temple as the carrier zipped forward. So, like I said, never loved 'em, but…

Ok, so zepplins are cool, but only a hot air balloon allows you to experience what it feels like to be Humpty Dumpty's nuts:

A) Herr Hindenburg tipped us off to the follies of explosive gasses in LTA vehicles.

I'm ok with the tats and the nipple rings and the goofy hair and the wacky clothes but i draw the line at "The Korn" and "The Nirvana." Look as stupid as you want but if you have no taste in music I'm not interested in having you as a customer.

Needs super-slow-mo plus 80's power-ballads as the big Ford tows it up to escape velocity...

I tried killing it with fire, but the headliner kept putting it out!

Bunnies are like Shiva for cables.

So why not just put one big piece of parchment on the table-top, and another beneath the cake? They'll slide just fine and you can rotate the cake to your heart's desire without it toppling over, smashing the glass jar on the floor and ruining an otherwise perfectly tasty cake?

I support this sort of thing cause if I ever need a room-mate and they ask me any of these stupid questions then I know better than to let them move in with me.