Personally, I'm looking forward to digging shards of sharp plastic out of my right hand cause my modification snapped off while quick-shifting.

So is a Meatbelt a safety device for controlling meatflaps?

Easy:

Because the appropriate response to an unknown armored vehicle driving through your neighborhood firing a machine gun IS to put burning petrochemicals down its hatch. Given the description shown above, "Tank" "Machine Gun simulator" I think I'd have been mixing up some glass bottles full of gas and motor oil to give…

So, Ferrari Spyder, GT-R, Benz AMG, moderate anti-yuppy violence from possible african swallows (they could use a bit of creeper held beneath the dorsal guiding feathers, you see). But nobody seems to have noticed that there's an X-Bow driving just a car in front of the Ferrari. On top of that, nobody has commented…

This guy would like to respectfully refute your mistaken belief that tanks must have tracks. He also might blow up your car...

The idiot should consider himself lucky to just be arrested. The locals could have dropped a few of these down his hatch:

The best way to make a boring car un-boring? That's easy: hookers and blow.

So, couldn't you just visit an audio store near you and talk with someone there who knows what they're doing? If you're looking to spend $200 on a pair of headphones, then you're not doing Best Buy or Target, so head to Bjorn's or where ever and talk with a person who works in the field. Give them some idea of what…

No, I got that. But if the first 3 minutes are "the most dangerous" and the last 8 minutes are "the most dangerous" and the flight is only 10min long, then minute 3 of the flight exists in both of those envelopes. That would make minute 3 the nail-biter for the flight.

It's not the fall that kills you it's that sudden stop at the end. That's why they call it deceleration trauma.

No, but it means that you're least likely to survive the 3rd minute of any given flight.

Like Ron White says:
"How far will this plane fly on only one engine? All the way to the site of the crash."

"Yeah, but when an escalator fails it becomes stairs*; when an airplane fails it becomes a flaming coffin!**"

Two words:
Sky Burial

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my Grand-pappy; not screaming in terror like his passengers...

Now that's one way to keep a Ferrari from bursting into flames.

Damn hoons!

I drive a Miata in San Antonio; if I could get away with a pintle-mounted 50-cal I'd have already done it...

So, manpris and Converse hi-tops, eh? Is this what passes for butch in NYC now?