Utah.

So what you're saying is that in Russia, the term "Fire Truck" is taken a bit more literally??

We had an old Guernsey for several years when i was a kid. She was retired from a small production dairy but still produced more milk and heavy cream than my family could consume without falling into group cardiac arrest. We reached the point at which we didn't even separate the cream but just stirred it in (yes, you…

That they were never cool enough to buy a SAAB instead?

Years ago I read about a study done attempting to figure out how it is that railroad crossings in the middle of nowhere with sight-lines to the horizon somehow kept having people hit by trains. They read accident reports and did interviews with survivors and found one common thread: "I looked and didn't see the…

Also, too-right to the A&M thing. I've always considered them to be little more than Texas Tech with a high-and-tight haircut. They're also rans with delusions of adequacy and an occasional good season.

You're just bitter cause your mascot is a food item. Bevo: he's what's for dinner...

Texas motto = "there's always next year".

they need this for their mascot:

Looks like the back end of the Focus sedan, to me.

Wait, you're in Denver and you drink Blue Moon? Geeze, a microbrewery on every other block and you drink that crap? I'm currently banished to Texas and would kill to get back to the Wynkoop or the Walnut or Breck.

Well, allowing for their performance in the Cotton Bowl the last several years, I think it's plain to see Texas is in fact, Oklahoma's bitch.
Boomer!

That horrifies me and peaks my interest all at the same time. It's like the "Safeway's Best" brand vodka I bought for a friend when I was visiting San Fran the first time.

While my opinion of your opinion of these "beers" is not supportive, I'm willing to give you kudos for #8 and the description of Texas.

Try again, and this time don't forget the Cherry 2000, damnit!

Well so much for getting any work done today...

Hoon training, Indian style!

That will only be valid if you cut out the butter-fly doors and install plain old front-hinged opening ones. Extra points if you go for suicide doors, though.

Well that would be just fine if that was a motorcycle in the picture now then wouldn't it? And the DMV requirements for bicycles, at least in the states I've been in for the last decades, have all gone to using the on-side hand to indicate turns.

So, replace rear quarter-window with black plastic blanking-plate which you then stamp with an artificial fuel-filler. I can't say what's more stupid: that or the idea of actually putting the fuel filler neck in the rear quarter-window.