No, but it means that you're least likely to survive the 3rd minute of any given flight.

Like Ron White says:
"How far will this plane fly on only one engine? All the way to the site of the crash."

"Yeah, but when an escalator fails it becomes stairs*; when an airplane fails it becomes a flaming coffin!**"

Two words:
Sky Burial

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my Grand-pappy; not screaming in terror like his passengers...

Now that's one way to keep a Ferrari from bursting into flames.

Damn hoons!

I drive a Miata in San Antonio; if I could get away with a pintle-mounted 50-cal I'd have already done it...

So, manpris and Converse hi-tops, eh? Is this what passes for butch in NYC now?

Utah.

So what you're saying is that in Russia, the term "Fire Truck" is taken a bit more literally??

We had an old Guernsey for several years when i was a kid. She was retired from a small production dairy but still produced more milk and heavy cream than my family could consume without falling into group cardiac arrest. We reached the point at which we didn't even separate the cream but just stirred it in (yes, you…

That they were never cool enough to buy a SAAB instead?

Years ago I read about a study done attempting to figure out how it is that railroad crossings in the middle of nowhere with sight-lines to the horizon somehow kept having people hit by trains. They read accident reports and did interviews with survivors and found one common thread: "I looked and didn't see the…

Also, too-right to the A&M thing. I've always considered them to be little more than Texas Tech with a high-and-tight haircut. They're also rans with delusions of adequacy and an occasional good season.

You're just bitter cause your mascot is a food item. Bevo: he's what's for dinner...

Texas motto = "there's always next year".

they need this for their mascot:

Looks like the back end of the Focus sedan, to me.

Wait, you're in Denver and you drink Blue Moon? Geeze, a microbrewery on every other block and you drink that crap? I'm currently banished to Texas and would kill to get back to the Wynkoop or the Walnut or Breck.