Well, allowing for their performance in the Cotton Bowl the last several years, I think it's plain to see Texas is in fact, Oklahoma's bitch.
Boomer!

That horrifies me and peaks my interest all at the same time. It's like the "Safeway's Best" brand vodka I bought for a friend when I was visiting San Fran the first time.

While my opinion of your opinion of these "beers" is not supportive, I'm willing to give you kudos for #8 and the description of Texas.

Try again, and this time don't forget the Cherry 2000, damnit!

Well so much for getting any work done today...

Hoon training, Indian style!

That will only be valid if you cut out the butter-fly doors and install plain old front-hinged opening ones. Extra points if you go for suicide doors, though.

Well that would be just fine if that was a motorcycle in the picture now then wouldn't it? And the DMV requirements for bicycles, at least in the states I've been in for the last decades, have all gone to using the on-side hand to indicate turns.

So, replace rear quarter-window with black plastic blanking-plate which you then stamp with an artificial fuel-filler. I can't say what's more stupid: that or the idea of actually putting the fuel filler neck in the rear quarter-window.

I love a machine with a history, whether it's a car or an instrument (drums with a patina of wear aren't looked at as favorably in the industry though) so I can appreciate that. I do think that the idea of pre-worn clothes or whatever is insulting at its core though. I just seems dishonest and disrespectful of both…

Isn't the proper way to do it to simply buy a new Les Paul, Strat or whatever and then play it constantly for the next 20yrs, thus attaining true wear and patina on the instrument as well as a lifetime of experience and talent for the musician?

and so Jalopnik has now created the market for Rat Exotics.

Left and Right are correct but Stop is upside down. That hand should be pointing downward to indicate braking.
The folks saying that signal is actually Right are out of date by about 15yrs or so. They long since came to realize that while if you're in a car nobody will see your right hand pointing, on a bike it…

I think yon neckless tire-iron wielding moron must be from Texas.
Do something really stupid, intentionally causing a cluster-fuck then get your bowels in an uproar because someone didn't leap out of your way; that's the SOP here...

Let me fix that:
Toyota Camry
Old: Boring, fuddy, duddy

Yaaaarrr!

You visited the Front Range or maybe the Western Slope or if you were really adventurous Four Corners, right? Well the other half of the state is all flat prairie and all those farms use trucks; also, a lot of the locals in the back country need hauling capability, too, but you just dont' see it in the tourist areas.…

Oklahoma isn't in the Midwest. Ok is definitely "the West" including cowboys and Indians and horses and cows and such.

Excellent article and exactly the reason why I come here: a touch of automotive obsession along with a lot of knowledge combined with mechanical know-how. Thanks for sharing this with us.