I don't think it's undamaged unless you're willing to overlook the fine coating of aerosolized poo and assorted bodily fluids courtesy of the driver and passenger totally voiding themselves...

So shouldn't the freakin' insurance companies start giving us discounts for having a stick as an anti-theft measure?

Any time I take video of a public event, I do it in portrait mode, just in case it turns out to be newsworthy and I can sell it to CNN, Fox or some other news-ish agency. My over-arching hope is that I will be able to capture something which goes on to win a Pulitzer or something and causes massive heartburn in the…

I find that the correct music selection makes it possible for me to pilot my "borrowed" F16 through dogfights with multiple enemy aircraft then land at their airfield to rescue my illegally detained father. I can then avenge my mentor-slash-surrogate father who was shot down on the way in by shooting down the…

I can categorically state that few things annoy me more than the idea of having to clean the house before going on a trip. I've always figured it ranks right up there with cleaning the house before the maid shows up, fixing the car before taking it to the mechanic and removing your own appendix before visiting the…

Nah, it just took 'em that long to get turned around for another pass at landing in the states...

Dude, Selma still exists but mostly in name only. Just to warm your heart cockles, though, what was the town hall/jail is now a Hooters.

That thing is at best edible. All right thinking mammal know that any cheeseburger worth eating has these on it:

I solved all those problems by simply not having kids. More people should consider that solution.

As much as I'd love to see the both of those unfunny morons die horribly, it'd be a shame to take the E-Type with them.

Easy. Punch 'em again, this time harder.

Those dang furriners are allways trying to steal stuff we invented here in the good ol' US-freakin'-A. Estes Park, Co. has long had elk-jams during the summer and fall.

That dog is carrying his snack along with him...

I'd prefer that Branson leave in him space, with no suit, in a plan to keep him from making noise ever again. Heck, lob all the pre-teen bimbos up there, too and we'll all get to enjoy a much less annoying planet.

Geeze that's one ugly chick...

Hey there little guy! Don't be a Deceptican't, be a DecepticCAN!

I didn't forget; I chose to ignore it.

Ha! You're ALL wrong, and you can't even spell it correctly.

Hell, it's not even an OK car...

Too right! Why anybody with automotive instincts considers the boooooooooooooring, unattractive NSX to be in any way "super" I have never understood. It's a case of Honda deciding "Hey, we're a big car company; we should make a supercar" but not actually understanding what that entails. It's soulless and a true…