Or maybe "Bitch Moan and Whine" Blue...

Did those bastards from Vampire Weekend learn nothing??

Just up the road from my house, some idiot managed to kill himself while, um, getting a below-the-belt-kiss from a woman who was not his wife (she survived the wreck.) Said idiot's car slammed into a utility pole at the entry to an industrial park. The very next morning his entire family was out piling plastic…