Weird how wealthy schemers and happy exploitation love oligarchy. 

Hey, those leaks are what’s making them look bad!

“The money is just being hoarded by a small number of wealthy, selfish men.”

Prosperity Gospel. If they’d stop pissing off God they’d do better.

Age-ist!

Don’t worry, they’re working on it.

That seems like a lot more time and energy than simply lighting on fire any goddamned thing with the word Trump on it.

It takes a great deal of practice to help an elderly or otherwise infirm patient walk independently and preserve some dignity. The key is to keep the support firmly planted underneath and allowing the patient to appear to be supporting themselves while ensuring that if they shift suddenly you can catch them and…

Maybe y’all should have come along back in 1812 when we tried to liberate you from the crown? Then you might have some say in it.

Salmon is a pink-o commie fish, anyhow.

You just keep believing that, but let me tell you this: You look a little dissatisfied with that Lean Cuisine Glazed Chicken With Rice.

The arts, bruh. It’s sort of what they’re there in the curriculum to help out with.

If I could nominate, I’d suggest Playwright Kirsten Greenidge because her work is beautiful. (ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsten_Greenidge)

So, “Man vs Nature” isn’t your favorite source of conflict, I guess.

It’d be better to fuck with the results than to refuse. Imagine the confusion when all of us have dog and cat genes?

Um, you’re allowed to tase, mace, or pepperspray. Tell them Skipperton said it was fine and that the asshat deserved it.

All the women I know who have their shit together are Feminists. I can’t decide which vector to analyze for causality, but there’s something about a 100% correlation in data that makes me want to do some serious statistical analysis.

Wake up angry and stay that way.

Who the fuck uses facebook under their real names?

It’s only weird for Goyim to have a Cher fixation.