Nope. They aren’t even using the ones they have correctly. Please don’t try to help them.

Omnipotent just means nothing can stop him from making them mistakes once he gets fixed to do it...

What’s that Dr. Pangloss? God has to smote some Portuguese peeps once in a while in order to ensure his vast and incomprehensible plans? Fuck that noise, we gots responsibilities to each other and ourselves to deal with that shit. 

I got a text yesterday about a bomb threat to our local Jewish Educational and Cultural Institutions. I feel so included, now!

If you think he’s ugly you should see the portrait he’s got in his attic!

Tape notes to bricks. Throw bricks through office windows. Let those fuckers try and ignore the message.

Doctors don’t like to treat people on Medicaid because with very few exceptions Medicaid just entirely stops paying claims at the point in the fiscal year when they run out of funds. The claims may as well go right into a shredder.

30kV between L1 and L2 for 0.01s fixes it most of the time.

Weirdly, when you get all your wealth from inheritance they assume you somehow are deserving of it. By their logic, shouldn’t they at least investigate to ensure that the wealth wasn’t the beneficiary’s “fault”?

Don’t leave out the “faggerts” and the “feminazis”. They have to shoulder the blame along with the libtards.

Is there a Go Fund Me for it?

Because every time you say “basic human decency” they hear “godless communists coming to rape our white women”.

Oh, hush now with your “according to this book, Jesus would have . . . “ thinking. They’ve got Prosperity Gospel Jeebus to confirm their biases.

From personal experience, not a thing! Does knowing you’re right make it better? Because that hasn’t worked for me.

Plenty of pitchforks to go around!

That’s a shitty dream to have to hold up as hope.

Can we work out some sort of swap where I keep paying taxes and poor people get healthcare? It’d help me feel better, honestly.

Yeah, clicking that link is some pretty guaranteed data slurp.

How do I give this all the stars, ever?

I’d like you to keep on having that choice!