Shit, I’d be OK with staying grey if it’d keep a troll down.

Confusing a lump of cells for a baby is creepy, dude.

I’ve resorted to just giving the street canvassers for Planned Parenthood all the cash in my pockets every time I see them.

The same basic techniques used for making cake icings are applicable to the manufacture of explosives. Think of it as training for an uprising.

Delivered correctly there will always be phrases that can kick a man in the guts.

I’ve hear they’re just jealous of the basketball program.

The trick is to give those in the neighborhood “first dibs”. Remember that scene in Forrest Gump where Gump is told all the seats on the bus are taken by the brutish boys?

I used to traipse through security without thinking “Hmmm, I wonder if this bag kinda smells like explosives.” Then 9/11 happened and I started making sure I wasn’t carrying around bags with traces of explosives on them anymore. If I can get a set of “clean” bags to keep from making some poor guy working at the TSA…

I disagree. It’s not the place to be realistic and ultimately judgmental. It’s the last time to tell someone that you love them, don’t waste ink on the things about them you might not like.

Some Medicare Advantage plans provide additional services to lift and dump your dying body onto an ice floe with a very affordable copayment when you’ve exceeded the allowed hospitalization intervals and lifetime reserve days. Most plans, however, require you to pay for that out-of-pocket.

Does that bridge go to or from Brooklyn?

Well, glad that’s all taken care of. I guess us Jews can rest easy knowing that the whole problem was just one lone nutcase, not a violent sub-culture feeling emboldened to act out against Jews.

“He could have stated his response more accurately, but it was clearly not intentional.”

Thanks, once again, for making me giggle!

Wow, you keep wanting to be a victim, don’t you? I want to know, what are you going to do about that “slander”? C’mon, don’t make vague threats, tell us specifically.

Whatcha planning to do about that? Are you threatening someone because you don’t like being called out on your shit?

Why do you assume he’s human? Reptile from Zeta Reticuli.

There you go again, caring for the soldiers and country. You’re getting soft!

The number of famous characters pictured punching Nazis shouldn’t be surprising. It’s the normal human response to Nazis. Famous fictional characters are human, too.

Nazis are the excuse for punching Nazis.