Why you want Barry to suddenly have no class?

Yeah, I’m gonna second you on this one. Hell, the diversity you described can be replayed in microscale within most American Jewish families. Everyone knows which aunt or cousin isn’t Jewish Enough for the rest...

Replace it with something respectable, such as Dianetics.

It’s now legal in 16 states to tase anyone who tells you that you should read Atlas Shrugged or The Fountainhead. I’ve been assuming I live in one of those 16 states.

6 Bankruptcies while doing worse than if he just dumped all the cash in an index fund.

Given that the spreadsheet Medicare puts out explaining the details of the files that describe Medicare Advantage (the current mechanism for privatizing Medicare administration) Plans is ~18800 lines, there’s no way anyone could have guessed health care was complex. Yeah, that many lines just to describe the data…

I doubt we can find three Senators up for the job.

I heard it was because the chef would not cook his steak well done and serve it with ketchup and french fries, the way he likes it.

So I did a basic test of the autocorrect, and surely enough every time I try and put “Sean Spicer” in a post a cute animated paperclip asks if I meant “Sean Sphincter”. Completely understandable, if slightly regrettable, error.

Came here for this, was not disappoint.

It’d be hard to determine gender if all parts were proportional.

To be fair “Sexually Deviant Nazi” is redundant.

That’s how Sean Connery would shay it.

Too Old for Yanni Minneapolis!

To be fair, they’d be ignoring your for being an American. They’d probably be OK with a fat ginger.

It’s only as inhumane as the jailers!

I bet “The Donald” experimented a bit. And Yanni Minneapolis was probably pretty conflicted before an older man helped him understand how much he liked satisfying that man’s urges.

You’re probably one of them “concerned adults” we were counseled to seek out if there were problems. I hope my daughters’ schools have some of them around.

I know! The WHOLE FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL wants to know if two thirteen-year-olds want to have sex with each other. Probably a few concerned adults, too.

It’d be a lot more legit if it was anti-mathematician. The number of Field’s Medal Winners who go batshit later is statistically meaningful.