You handleded Clementine so well. Your comments make it look like your mom drank a lot while pregnant with you.

Today it’s a splinter of wood. Tomorrow it’s a revolver under a handkerchief at a public event. Obviously. Haven’t you read history?

The first attack on McKinley was a 2x4 thrown at his motorcade. It took several years before an anarchist took the shot at the Temple of Music at the Buffalo Exposition.

Nah. Jesse had been a fan since The Joshua Tree days.

You can make yourself appear slender standing with fatter people. You can make yourself seem moderate by standing with the bat-shit craziest.

Who gives a shit what a bunch of drunks and leprechauns think, anyhow?

The Germans don’t like to dig into anyone’s relations prior to about 1945. It gets embarrassing for everyone really quick.

But we fixed child soldiers and brutality in sub-Saharan Africa, right? I haven’t heard much about it lately, so I figured we did it.

I think you meant that last sentence to read:

RED is an extraordinarily successful vanity campaign.

Donnie cares about fast food. National Security is less important to him.

I’d been wondering myself if Trump accidentally mumbled one evening before bed “I bet I could be bigger than Christie.” and that’s what’s stuck on infinite repeat in his mind. Be Bigger Than Christie.

Nah, Congress. You know, the one that’s going along with all this. Those assholes.

I know. There’s like NO CHANCE this could have done the trick. Do better, America!

Name one.

People like the idea of an organizing principle and control a whole lot more than probabilities.

You misunderstand. Intelligent Design is presented as the moderate position to “God Did It ALL and IN 6 DAYS about 6000 years ago” and “Evolution”. He wants Biblical Creationism taught but knows that almost no one will go for that. Yet.

Whereas real monarchs, such as Her Majesty The Queen, will just up and stab you to death if that’s what they feel is right to fulfill her duty to her people. The lack of such bold decisiveness is probably the reason why the Swedish Kings have no real power.

The rate can’t be that surprising given how many people die from Diabetes each day.

So, CNN is sort of the default in your house, huh? All I’m saying is that the cast on the soap opera network are better looking and more believable.