And an asshole. Like, strict with his children doesn’t even begin to cover it.

To be fair, it’s not like their politicians are the head of state or anything. You’ll notice that The British are extremely civil and timid regarding public confrontations with the Royal Family, particularly Her Majesty The Queen. People were getting lippy up until she sent a message by killing Diana like that.

Thank fuck for Executive Orders and Martial Law if Necessary, right!

(& hear what they say if they are apolitical or ❤trump... but try to sway them with your non-judgment & power of reason!!!)

Did your mom and my mom shop at the same stationary supply store? The one that smelled funny down by the university?

They understand that while they may not agree on everything, they have certain ideas and pursuits in common. Like their mutual respect for Yanni Minneapolis and his child-fucking ways.

That’s a shitty way to try and get rid of a body, honestly. Messy and leaves a lot of evidence. If you loved these people at all you’d set them straight.

1) Tossing a 2x4 at an armored vehicle actually is NBD, though pretty fucking stupid. Like you, I guess.

The first attempt on McKinley was a 2x4 tossed in the path of his motorcade. Never Forget.

Deep State operatives!

Remember McKinley? That started with a block of wood being thrown at his motorcade.

Will we never learn the lessons of McKinley?

“Hey, that’s not the kind of thing we do to people in a polite society. Oh, and 1 in 4 people has a gun and wants to use it really fucking bad. Those don’t sound like great odds.”

Hey, there’s a lot more evidence for the moon landing being fake and the existence and utilization of extra-terrestrial technologies than ANY OF THAT OTHER SHIT. I think it’d be best we had him concentrate ALL his attention to those two things right there and leave the rest of that shit alone until he can PROVE that…

Oh, someone’s been giving them that seminar for a while, but they just don’t seem to get it. It was like that time one of our junior high school teachers thought it would be one of them “object lesson” things in fascism and the danger of personality cults. Long story short, things got out of hand and after a…

They all look the same to that crowd of white guys they’re forced to hang out with. It’s weirder still that they just keep calling him Jamal even though not one of the officers assigned that task has that for either first, middle, or last name. Had they gone with Washington or Jackson they would have gotten it right…

That’s a light load gangway. There’s absolutely no way that could safely bear the mass of Donald “I think I could be bigger than Christie” Trump.

Were there photos of Chelsea in a bikini?

We knowed we could do it! USA! USA! USA!

Some of them have been outright begging for it since Lincoln and them Yankees took away their property.