Yeah, he only took the opportunities given. It’s not like highway patrols get the opportunities to exploit sex workers, or kill drug dealers and take then money and coke. That’s more city police abuse than highway patrolman abuse.

Who watches the watchman, eh? Makes you wonder what we’ve done to require this sort of aggressive management of the populace.

All the black officers I know voted Clinton. Granted, that’s only four.

Were his victims white?

You seem pretty eager to deny something here. Is there something you want to tell us?

“I left the polls proud that I had voted for America’s first woman president.”

Saying “I was wrong” doesn’t make you dumb or an idiot. It makes you human.

The purpose of that ‘ass backwards’ system was to prevent exactly where we are, at least according to some. But now we’ve moved on, and it’s time to abandon that old model of balances as outdated, according to conservative columnist F.H. Buckley. I’m pretty sure that abandoning long-standing systems is how…

It’s really the scale that determines how existentially threatening something is. We could fill one of the less important Great Lakes - Huron, Ohio, or Erie, obviously - with Diet Coke and drop in a mentos freshmaker of proportional size if we’d like to get a good feel for the scope of what we’re doing.

I say we start decorating public buildings for Juneteenth celebrations.

The weirdest thing was the sub-polling questions. It turns out that the ones who do approve of his transition so far approve because they’re still sure he’s gonna stick it to the queers, the messicans, the mooslims, and the women.

Whoa, are you telling me he’s not winning any popularity contests and is only getting to office based on gaming the system?

Satire has ALWAYS been real life, albeit seen from an unusual angle. We’ve all been sitting at a luncheon with some friends, dipping our forks into interesting and exotic dishes when suddenly there’s a crystal clarity and deep shift in our consciousness and we recognize what’s at the end of our fork.

I’m just going to point out that The Holocaust was legal, once they got the right laws in place.

Bureaucratic Insolence is our barricade? Maybe there’s hope, yet.

Great news: The declaration that opposition is fundamentally unpatriotic is already over the bow!

OMG, the one on the left looks EXACTLY like him! It’s uncanny.

Blood-covered hands are THE essential accessory for Hugo Boss designs.

Hugo Boss. That’s the style they had. Mid-tier, off the rack menswear you can buy at an outlet mall.

Just keep telling yourself they’re the same. As long as you believe it, it’s fine, right?