It’s harder to do that you’re guessing. Remember that before 9/11 an Al Queda group attempted to bring down the WTC with a truck full of explosives in the underground parking garage. Also, the big sewers you’re picturing aren’t way up near the sub-structure of a building, but at the end of pipes around 1-4 feet in…

Except getting elected. You know, the way that counts for determining fitness for the office.

Meth is a sort of brain stimulation all its own.

Pepe likes it! He really lieks it!

Pepe lieks cuckporn and traps!

Do you liek mudkipz?

Oh, shit, I didn’t even think about the ‘why’ the agencies were moving forward with that information now. I mean it seemed like the right thing to do and all, but I guess I didn’t think about how under threat they are by this. Thank you for sharing that, despite it being really bad news.

That’s a soft label for men who were threatened by the notion of a woman in a position of power. How about we go with MCPs? That’s what my mom taught me to call them. Is she weren’t dead she’d probably have been taken in for arson after burning down her heavily Trump-supporting Central Florida retirement…

they’re all around you if you’re willing to hunt them down.

Nah, too urgent and screamy. Pick one, say it softly. Whisper it to them every fucking chance - and I goddamned guarantee there will be a lot of fucking chances - you have.

For someone with genes he’s quite smart, you know!

Bloated corpses float up after a few days and wash out to the barrens, bruh. We ALL float.

Is that what The Trump looks like before they spray on the tan and comb-over the hair in the morning?

You need a Baby Blue Electra!

That seems like a really wordy way to say he’s keeping us safe from cucks and fags and darkies, right? Or, much less obliquely or sarcastically said, what makes you think any of that matters to his supporters?

President George W. Bush read those, and them promptly ignored items regarding old family friends. That turned out fine, right?

Well, he knows what they feel is most important about being Americans.

Why is this bald man talking about the size of Trump’s hands? Doesn’t he know what a vile and vindictive asshole Donald J. Trump is and how powerful he’s about to become? Jesus fuck, people, you gotta watch what you do and say. Pointing out that Donald’s hands are less than half the size of a normal 12 year-old…

It’s spelled YUGE, now.

You don’t use punctuation much, do you? Also, given your syntax, I’m curious whether you have a lisp or a stutter. I know you aren’t particularly comfortable with your speech impediment, so I thought I’d let you know that anyone who’s ever worked with speech therapy or voice recognition picks them up in your written…