I was gonna comment on this. I’ve made probably this fellow’s entire salary for the year on the rise in the markets since Trump was elected. I assure the living fuck out of you that there’s no reason at all why any of that need trickle down just because this is America. In fact, there’s a whole bevy of legislation…

And suffer mightily. Oh, so very bigly, they will suffer.

This is especially true when said women has made public that the most reasonable explanation for her personal wage gap and the difficulty to get her work done is that she cannot handle the difference between ‘its’ and ‘it’s’.  

They’re not like children. It’s wrong to smack a child in the face and tell them “NO!” when they say something crude or stupid.

They all got their breaks from someone who was completely surprised to be interviewing a woman.

Sodium Thiopental , LSD, DMSO, Gin, ice and muddled lime. Give them around 90 minutes of slowly stating “There is no fruit in the bowl. There is no bowl. There is a bowl, but no fruit. There is fruit, but no bowl. There is no bowl of fruit on the table.” Then turn on a strobe light, throw on a Donald Trump mask…

Don’t wish them a horrible death, simply hope for the best!

What about those ragged bleeding lips? Does KAC have the herp?

Electroconvulsive therapies are recommended.

So this whole shebang is because he was looking for an excuse to wear that awful blue Member’s Only jacket in public again? The lengths some people will go for bad fashion boggle my simple mind.

Metric or customary shit-tonne? Details matter.

You’re - unfortunately - going to need to have faith that when the need arises you are in fact surrounded by allies and there are few who want to do you harm. The rest of us get to work to ensure your faith is well-founded.

Shit, sometimes it’s a completely unrelated person who takes care of a child who needs a loving and caring home. That’s a family, too.

With a little more duct tape we could save the nation.

All the tape has to do is keep the lacrosse ball jammed between tongue and palate.

Yo, that’s not scotch tape. That’s white paper tape like for bandaging wounds. It’s a message to his people that their time is coming and that he’ll take care of them. If it was simply a matter of keeping the tail of his necktie in place he’d use double-sided fabric tape like a normal fucking human being. Who the…

I thought North Korea was China’s Liberia?

Honestly, who HASN’T!

Um, no, this isn’t how contact would be made if we were being observed. A whole lot easier if you just flash a beacon in the dark from the mountainside than to walk across a desert to say hello.

Sufficient and correct dosage of select pharmaceuticals will provide the illusion that there is no pressing problem.