Questionable choices regarding the styling of one’s various hairs have ALWAYS been a hallmark of right-wing lunatics.

Yeah, but it’ll take forever to get hot enough that we should worry about it, right?

It’s the yearly Dance Party in Mecca! That shit makes obvious how badly milquetoast Burning Man really is.

They ARE.*

Well, after they kept screaming about how deficit spending benefited ‘international bankers’ it became a lot less popular.

I guess “It’s just bullshit failures brainwash their children with to cover for their own inability and incompetence!” doesn’t really fit on a sign.

I bet a goodly number would happily volunteer for “special noble duty” groups. Y’know what would be REALLY SPIFFY? Let’s get a designer to make new uniforms for them! Hugo Boss has just. the. thing!

Chee!

It’ll be a short-lived moment, though.

Well, he does have three lower middle front teeth and I only have two.

Hey, that’ll just get Donald and all the other racist, sexist bottoms hot and bothered. You keep fuckstick out of this!

You ever try to convince flat-earthers that the world is round? You can’t ever get anywhere because it immediately becomes them trying to convince you that the whole “spherical planets” thing is just a ruse by some shadowy group that is secretly running the show for their own benefit. After a while you stop trying…

It’s turtles all the way up, I hear.

Yeah, but you can’t get from FrontierLand to FutureLand without going through that part of the Magic Kingdom, unless you know about the rear exit from The Hall of Presidents.

Which is a shame, because that sequence in Trolls was fucking amazing!

That’s only because her husband can’t come if she doesn’t have one over her head and talk in a deep voice.

Just take delight in the certain knowledge that no matter how hard she tries or what supplies she buys her crafts are always shit.

Apparently she wants a smaller, tighter bag.

I dunno, dude walks in at 4:20, sees the shitshow going down, halts by the door, then tries to slide past all this noise and confusion and get his crafting supplies. Fucking magic.

All Democratic votes are fraud or voter confusion if you ask some folks.