Um, you should be careful, dude. I get triggered by “meme culture bullshit” and you just toss it around like so much salad.

Have you had Welsh food? They kind of deserved it.

If that fucker sends home my H1Bs, that’s going to leave me writing the code. I hope everyone’s cool with shitty code.

No, our biggest weakness is that we don’t devour the still beating hearts of our enemies to take their life-power.

Yeah, but you probably give a shit about consequences and stuff. That shit’s obsolete and faded, brah. We’re in a Post-Consideration world, now.

Cable News IS more important than the constitution. Who gives a shit about some sort of liberal wishlist from the 18th century when Kuntae Kardashian is making a public announcement about the relative sizes of different men’s genitalia?

So, if I want The Electoral College to install Clinton instead of Trump I need to start taking more acid and get a bunch of other people to also do so and then harmonize on a vision and project it onto the world in the name of peace and love?

I think we all know that the correct way of dealing with nations who you imagine are some sort of banana republic where bribery and corruption are just “the way business gets done” is to act like some sort of tin-despot running your own corrupt banana republic. It makes them feel like you’re one of them, right?

But did he use a private email server to potentially release sensitive materials?

Barron is rumored to be autistic. I get those confused, too.

With good placement and a longish spike in hand, everyone has an off switch at the back of the head approximately two fingers down from the protrusion at the back of the skull.

All humans are Apes. Maybe Melania isn’t human. What does the West Virginia woman know that we don’t?

She can’t help herself. Whenever she sees him she just immediately starts thinking of cheetos.

There’s a lot of types of body dysmorphias, delusions, and lies.

I’ve got my doubts as to whether are of them are “women” in the strictest genetic sense.

They’re not all angry. Some of them have profound developmental deficits.

Nope. Not even close. Men, when written in the context of a document like the Declaration of Independence, at the time meant “property holders” more than “members of humanity”. Men as semantic placeholder for “all people” was dicey even as recently as the moon landings, when Armstrong fucked up his lines and…

Not even. That’s the Declaration of Independence, a bit of agit-prop from a group of largely slaveholders aimed at very powerful men in Europe. POC were pretty straight up ‘not at all people’.

The Declaration of Independence, while interesting historically, is not at all a document that gives any rights or protections to individuals. It’s a good piece of propaganda, mostly aimed at France and other European powers, announcing that we were going to be taking a run at the British and trying to keep them out…