Nope. That’s why we still have separate but equal facilities for the coloreds.

As any number of documentaries on the subject (Independence Day, Stargate, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and The Day The Earth Stood Still) note, nothing brings us together quite like an alien invasion.

Great News! I was digging around in my neighbor’s garage the other day and discovered a whole new Third Testament that explains and clarifies the mysteries of the first two (Old, and New). I’ve tentatively titled this one The Newer and Improved Testament. Page 136 of the manuscript says 

Changes fuck all? Which part of vital economic growth and increased tax revenues created by allowing people to choose to get married did you miss? It’s been a pretty big change. A good one, even for those asshats who opposed it. It’s been GOOD for everyone. How many things can you say that about, really?

Like that body NAMBLA helped him dump in the Everglades. Just dirty smears.

Lecherous old men are fine, but god-fucking-forbid a person use the fucking toilet they want.

You miss where they want to redirect our tax dollars to their children’s private schools! It’s not just that they ain’t been hurt and want to pay less, they also want to get more.

I hear that they’re the best ideas. Really Big League ideas.

And yet, I’m certain she has some ideas about how to finish up that bit of history.

Speaking of The Blessed Palin who-is-not-at-all-covering-up-Bristol’s-earlier-mistakes-by-claiming-to-be-Trig’s-mom may be in charge of Indian Affairs AND Oil and Natural Gas production. I wonder how that’ll play out in the DAPL confrontations. She’s definitely the type who likes to think they can get two birds with…

Ummm, who’s gonna impeach him? Is anyone on the Democratic side of the aisle really hankerin’ for a Mike Pence Presidency?

It’s not how many exist, it’s how much land they take up. They’re even the minority of votes cast - Clinton won the popular vote and lost the Electoral College.

Mar-a-Lago, early 80s, right around the time Trump starts donations...

Pasture raised animals produce tastier food. I’m just fortunate enough that I’ve been able to choose on that basis for a long time. I want everyone to have them, I just also want to make sure we don’t screw poor people just to feel better about our food. Jerry says it worked out in California, so I’m guessing we…

Woot! Someone’s gotten me some data to operate off of here! Thanks Jerry.

Without the restrictive cages it’s hard to raise that many egg-layers economically enough that the price of a dozen eggs can stay about the same. Go look at the difference in price for pasture-raised or cage-free vs regular eggs. Then consider pork, beef, etc. How do we ensure we aren’t just making eggs and meat…

Yo, enough with this meaningless drivel over unimportant matters, how the fuck did you vote of Question 3? That’s the one I just can’t quite make up my mind on. I like animals and all, but poor people deserve to eat meat and eggs, too, right?

Ha!

It’s easier to cover them up than explain why he felt so indebted to them. Really, do you think most regular folks would understand that sometimes you have to take help from where it comes? Like, when you’re trying to cover up killing and raping a child and dumping their body in the Everglades. You can’t choose who…

Really? I think many lives will be improved at some future time when it is only used to guide the catheter into place.