I’m just glad you voted.

Just remember, there’s a point when any of the following states being called for Hillary Clinton effectively ends all of this. Ohio, Florida, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, or Nevada pretty close to end it each on their own, Texas absolutely does, and any two is making almost impossible to lose.

And you can probably squeeze in four or five more votes before the polls close!

I am, indeed, about to lose control.

Aloe Vera for the skin, cannabis for the head; we all should do our sisters a favor and help ‘em make it through the day.

Mine came over ‘round the same time. Combat Engineer (read: mine removal) at Normandy on D-Day. Made it to western Germany before being sent home with trenchfoot. Lived in physical agony and spiritual bliss for having done the best he could for his country until his 90's. His daughters and grandchildren and…

Yo, you voted, right? Just making sure.

Really? Really?! 4 Grandparents. Shall we just skip to calling the rest untermenschen und mischlingen, jetz? Wann ihren mutter war einen madchen, habst sie einen Judenfect? Was machen Sie, hund? Fucking awful human being, that one.

What, don’t you believe that you were un-greyed? Have faith, dammit.

Don’t let that stop you. You can shoot back a “so?” and watch the fire burn a little brighter.

Honestly, it shouldn’t just be Gawker Gold subscribers who don’t have the email addresses redacted. Everyone deserves the sweet vengeance of renting a botnet to spam their servers to oblivion.

One of them fun mylar ones. Maybe in the shape of a pony?

I like this idea! Imma gonna make that happen. Good Show!

I’m just gonna remind you that violence is not the answer.

Maybe if those other professions would learn to write better they’d be better at getting their praise published by the press.

Oh, wow, that’s the happiest image to pop into my head all day. I now have the most wonderful loop of Hillary, Bill, Chelsea and their extended circle of friends bopping giant balloons around the Javits Center late into the night. That’s a family that LOVES a good balloon drop.

The majority of most professions are white. WTF, dude?

It doesn’t help that a goodly chunk of Baker’s business connections have been extremely supportive of Trump. How close? Well, Steward Health Care and their board and the various venture capital firms they work closely with are direct supporters and also were very much participants in the Elect Charlie Baker bid. …

Why should tomorrow be at all different from the rest of the days I drink at work?

Really? My nightmares involve him losing and refusing to concede and the countdown in my head until some mouthbreater from a red state goes nuts with his second amendment totem turns out to be right and we stop being the “safe bet” for global asset deposits. A great deal of the power and influence we enjoy as a…