I feel so fucking honored right now.

Wait, do we use the rope to hold the soapbox together? I’m pretty sure their woodworking teacher got high with the macrame instructor or something if they think you can build a sturdy soapbox with knotted joints.

Hunter Reno. Actually more than one of her nieces attended and were good students. Only one worked as a model, that I know of.

I don’t even need a shirt to be their equivalent of the anti-christ!

What makes you think he’ll be conceding?

The agree with several of the amendments. Several.

I always saw her when she was doing the commencement address at the high school several of her nieces had attended (Southwest Miami High School, late 80's) and she seemed extremely poised and thoughtful. I never understood the remarks about her looks, but maybe everyone looks better when they’re speaking from a…

But she’s got Bridge right in her name!

Wait, he’s fat? Oh my god, this whole time I thought all of that was putrid vomit, feces, and previously frozen seafood processing byproducts. That’s all fat? Jesus, who lets a friend get to looking that that?

“Real”? Can you not just see it right there in front of you? For real?

That’s not man-spreading. Human fatty tissue has very limited allowance of static compression.

There are no settings that look flattering for a steaming sack of putrid vomit and feces like Christie.

Therapy’s a good thing, brah. So far it’s doing a fine job keeping me from wallowing in my life’s sorrows and sinking forever into the mire and muck around me. Keep at it.

Maybe after a full day on horseback they make them watch Equus right before bedtime.

Honestly, given the number of emails they’ve scoured looking for something - anything - to pin to her, it’s a goddamned shame they haven’t published all the recipes for apple pie and cookies people have shared with her. At least something good and decent would have come from all these efforts if they’d publish a…

I took it as such. If I wasn’t up for good natured ribbing about my white-male-cis-hetero privilege I wouldn’t really be posting on The Jez, would I?

Equus? Didn’t Danny Rad do that one?

Be nice. Lots and lots of us, probably the majority, haven’t made good life choices. We’re still not assholes because of it.

Uhh, yeah. It could be argued that I vote against my own economic interests a lot, but I’m a white male. So at least I’m consistent with my demographic profile.

He ain’t my governor. I am blessed to live in Massachusetts, where our Republicans are more moderate.