I eat whatever my wife lovingly packs for me. Usually it’s an arugula or baby spinach salad, a container of cottage cheese or yogurt, raw veggies, one or two fruits, a small dish of cooked vegetables, and ONE sandwich. She packs the same lunch she packs for my daughter, though she gets double the fresh veggies…

That second part is true. Snapchat filters and drivers licenses are exactly how the governments program for citizen ownership by facial recognition works.

Sure, play it off like it’s all a big joke. Ignore how fucking arrogant this schmuck is, bragging how he can afford two sandwiches - and not just a cheese sandwich or peanut butter and jelly, but mother fucking ham and cheese like some exotic french bistro might serve - while a lot of people are struggling to just…

You’re right about the first sentence, you really don’t understand the article.

You’d call people to announce the death of a relative? How fucking gauche! Next you’ll claim that one is allowed to send typewritten correspondence to friends.

We won’t all die in a nuclear holocaust on April 12, 2017. Some of us will linger on for hours or days longer before finally being taken in by the soft embrace of death.

Just like they taught you in metalworking shop: righty tighty, lefty loosey.

Howard Stern is a BU College of Communications alumnus. Music is a business opportunity.

You’d figure that - given the percentage of terrorist attacks carried out by different religious groups in Oklahoma - people would be wary of Christians, particularly those who advocate violence as a mechanism for political change.

Naw, I was raised in a swamp with snakes and alligators.

To be fair, the Confederacy had “Keep owning people” at the top of their Civil War to-do list, so the Union didn’t have to come right out and make that their highest priority.

Well, you can still download the Beatles on iTunes, so this sort of thing is going to come up from time to time.

I think he was planning on bringing down Helter Skelter. I bet he was a huge Beatles fan. I bet he felt their music really spoke to him. Specifically to him. With instructions.

You get more bang for your buck if you advertise your Dukes of Hazard convention by having a replica General Lee do the pace lap at the preceding week’s NASCAR event. Waving the stars and bars in a crowded stadium is a shitty campaign. Bo and Luke deserve better.

You’re right. This does make me feel happier.

Yeah, you gotta cut it with the rape threats, brah.

I don’t understand why there’s not an option to permanently show or hide pending posts. One checkbox and one more field in the cookies? C’mon SCRUM team, throw this fucking story into your next sprint. I’ll just assume you’re the very model of a modern software analyst and are running a continuous build/deploy…

Weirdly, that’s the string I use to remember my burner’s password.

It’s a 23-position alpha-and-space string. How hard is that to just remember? Granted, because there’s 27 cyphers it’s harder than the 16 digit 10 cypher keys for credit cards (20 digits of 10 cyphers if you count the security codes). Do you have your computer remember your credit card numbers and phone numbers,…

I’m more anti-”new ageist appropriation of extant cultural symbologies” but I could see where you’d get your reading of it, too. I’ll be the first to admit I should have been more refined in my craft than to actually invoke a buffalo spirit and double-down on it later (with caps, too!). After some reflection in…