There are two types of burgers: the Kuro (Black) Pearl and the Kuro (Black) Diamond with all the fixings. The burgers go on sale later this month in Japan for a limited time only.

Also how do I go about not being gray any more? Shit's getting old.

"...The young guy next to me immediately started fighting with the geriatrics behind him because they didn't want him standing and cheering (in the front row). The elderly lady on my left was asleep for much of the game. It must have been past her bedtime."

Fuckin' olds ruin everything in this state.

8.) Subaru Forester

Where the hell does someone come up with a price like that? You could buy a brand new 2014 Miata and a 1992 SC400 for that, surely, and then you've got a fun little project!

Fuck the haters. Keep on keepin' on, Doug.

Holden Efijy.

DAAYYYYYYYYYTOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAAYYYYYYYYYTOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Any chance of stopping the Texas fellatio any time soon?

Whenever I see that flag being appropriated for Tea Party use I want to show them this

VW can't outdo Subaru anymore; they didn't last year and I don't think they will this year either. Funny what happens when you give people what they want instead of making a worse Camry and getting Katy Perry to stand on the hood

Having spent a weekend with the BRZ recently, I don't feel like it's down on power; it's down on torque with just 151lb-ft. It's the "push you back in your seat" feeling you get under acceleration that torque gives you; and it's that feeling that the BRZ can't provide. Compare to the much more even WRX with 268hp and…

Salivating at the thought of a potential BRZ engine swap...

I was always a fan of the Allroad - (or as I like to call it, the Krautback*), but from what I heard while researching buying a used one, the air suspension was horrendously unreliable and prone to failure. There are kits to remove the air suspension available - but unfortunately, nothing to resolve the fact that the…

Surely there'll be a refund issued to customers who have paid for the repairs themselves, though? That's a thing that happens?

Talk about a no-win situation for Volkswagen. Yes, they avoided having the UAW come into their Tennessee plant and run a 'Works Council' in the mostly un-unionized automaking South, but the fallout from that continues and it's not entirely clear they wanted the UAW to lose.

Neutral: How badly does this go for GM?

Ugh this song. Here, have a pick-me-up. Try NOT to dance to this.

Until voice recognition is as good as the Enterprise's "Ship's computer", I find it less reliable than just using buttons.