Oh my God they fixed it. I didn’t think they corrected errors anymore. I guess they’re only sufficiently embarrassed about it when they’re in the headline.

Who has broken netles?  Because I think we found a website that fixes them.

Now you’ve met two, and I am the farthest thing from some stuffy epicure. I eat fast food garbage more days than I don’t, but the cultural ubiquity of and adoration for mac and cheese is mystifying to me. It’s elbow pasta covered in synthetic glop. It’s too blah for me to say I hate it, but it’s also so blah that I…

It’s as if they pulled their jury pool exclusively from people who comment on Yahoo articles.

The busy website bills itself as “entergaging,” i.e., part entertainment, part information (why not “infotaining?”)

For people who watched Mommie Dearest and thought, “If only this was more twisted, harrowing, and 10 hours long.”

Hear hear! There is no greater villain than people who get drunk and say mean things.

Served with authentic 60s taco meat!

“Do you want to make more incomprehensible visual esoterica? Sure, we all do!”

Nebula - an immense gaseous expanse

“Sleazy” sounds a tad judgmental for a obit.  I think you meant “bawdy” or “ribald.”

To be a fly on the wall at that pitch meeting:

Where is that Barberella remake (or reboot or reimagining or refurbishment) that we’ve been promised?

Hey look, a literal troll on the internet.

I knew I was blind drunk at 9am for a reason.

I see what you did there.

It sounds like all these people got super wasted and watched a double feature of The Foot Fist Way and Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach.

You sound like the kind of guy who says things like, “You sound like the kind of guy...”

Our world is safe from the Chalupians of the Gordita Nebula!

Ugh, Twitter people taking this discussion to a truly twisted, perverse place. I am very distressed.