Another day, another article from AV club that demonstrates their writing/editorial staff has no idea what words actually mean. Nepotism would suggest that he had been given some sort of job or position by his father or his father’s associates that he is un- or underqualified for. What job would that be? As far as I…

Yes, because Alex Trebek himself was such a bold, exciting choice when they revived the show with him in 1984. Ultimately, they hired a game show host to host a game show. Go figure.

Just goes to prove you can make a ton of money knowing a bunch of useless bullshit and still be a complete fucking moron. You know what this gesture is? It’s strike three. And not in any sort of metaphorical sense, it’s the gesture and umpire would use when showing strike three.

I don’t think I would read this without wearing a condom. I’m pretty sure receiving an oral history from a Jersey Shore cast member can give you HPV.

Even better...

Okay then, how about the specific episodes where it was revealed that he did in fact do very well, and the joke was that people (such as his parents) didn’t believe that he actually did do that well?

Um... Young Matlock starring [pretty boy who did 3 seasons on a CW show]?

“a moderately successful comedian”

You mean the version I watched wasn't 20 hours long?

You think it's bad in studio recordings, you should hear it live.  And by that I mean, don't ever hear it live.

I might have picked Starla but Martian Law beat me to it, so I’ll pick something else from the B-sides collection Pisces Iscariot:

The answer is Jack Palance.

It would be nice if this degree of journalistic rigor could be applied to the other 90% of published ‘news’ stories that contain lies of omission and willful misrepresentation.

I for one in shocked she would repeat the word wonton in her denial of having used the word wonton. Clearly the word wonton is deeply offensive, and the word wonton should never be used or repeated in any context.

Yes, because I’m very worried about viral transmission on an open air conveyance going 60mph.

I am very inspired by this, and hope one day to be able to live my biological truth as a person who does not have skin tags.

That album did have a single that was a top 5 hit, and at the time, Garth Brooks was within spitting distance of outselling The Beatles.

The Marxists are going to have a really hard time staffing all their media management positions with obedient mouthpieces if you have to meet the Jesus standard just to shill cosmetics and pimple cream.

Woody Woodpecker

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