I still think Danny Masterson holds the title for Least Surprising Celebrity Allegation.

Lol "recognitions"

Let me take a pass at this headline:

“The U.S. is famously a death-denying country”

Look away, look away...

Perhaps some people recognize the nuanced distinction between having a general perspective and didactic lecturing.

“Ironic racism is still racism.”

I’m gonna live forever.

Nice try at what exactly, introducing further context into this discussion?

Or how about we engage with the fact that all these impersonations were obviously and deeply respectful and reverential, that these jazz musicians he’s paying homage to were a very important and personal part of his childhood, and that Muhammad Ali himself was a big Billy Crystal fan?

It breaks down like this: Tom Hanks wrote <i>That Thing You Do,</i>while Adam Schlesinger wrote “That Thing You Do.”

Really pushing Mike’s magical hypercompetence to the farthest edges of plausibility for this one. I’m a team player and I’m always on board for suspension of disbelief, but there is a fine line between serving your story and resorting to a cheap, lazy out.

Poor Howard. Long in the grave, and he still has to pay for the sins of Chuck McGill.

What about his words were supposed to “embolden” anyone? You can’t speak of past sin for fear anyone might hear it and think, “Shit, I could be out sinnin’!” Funny how this is never the sentiment when one of these shooters is revealed to have a bunch of violent video games. “Well, that’s different. Talking in…

I really wish people didn’t have to make multiple apologies for committing the heinous sin of having human frailties resulting in thought crimes 40 fucking years ago.

Next up: the exciting adventures of the Green Lantern’s cleaning woman!

How about...

“We’re having problems with the movie. I don’t think it’s working.”

“I also have a responsibility to check what I’m getting... I know it’s not always possible, especially for those extra large orders.”

Seeing as I never gave an opinion on abortion then it looks like you’re in luck.