Seeing as Roseanne already retconned one character from the grave, and Will and Grace retconned two children out of existence, I don’t think they’re too worried about it.

That’s what Michael Jackson said.

Truly the only thing to warrant that level of rage is to have someone disagree with you about something.

Just some light trolling to annoy the zealots.

“punish[ing] everyone around.. by being an unfiltered asshole... tak[ing] the form of a dreary, sarcastic self-pity party...”

Death from measles in the USA in 2018: 0

Maybe it will drop the high-concept three episodes in and become a standard hangout sitcom, ala Cougar Town.

He’s like if Dane Cook thought he was George Carlin.

“...there’s hasn’t been a big movement to stop playing Michael Jackson music just yet in the United States.”

Bleh. If he was going to do television, I really wish he’d do some flat out comedy, seeing as he delivered one of- if not the- best guest star arc on 30 Rock.

I think you meant to say slippery slope rather than straw man.

It’s weird, isn’t it? Aggressively mediocre by the most charitable analysis, yet strangely memorable.

First off, every health issue creates a burden on our collective health care system, which so many people these days think is a fundamental right that should be subsidized by the government, so it’s not like it has no greater societal impact. But fair enough. So how about this one?

I know what you mean. That Maulik Pancholy really got on my nerves, too.

So in other words, anything you know is better for your populace, there should be a law for it. We know what a healthy diet is, we know more people die from heart disease than anything else, so there should be a law mandating a healthy diet. Foods proven to have low nutritional value and high caloric values should be…

I’ve known a lot of women in my life; some of whom I wanted to have sex with, and some of whom I didn’t.  And these women were never delivered to my house by the truckload on a daily basis.

Pistol Whipped by Death is a great Motorhead song.

I once ate two joints after being in a car pulled over by the highway patrol.  Did nothing except piss me off and dry out my mouth.

Holy shit, did they screw the pooch with him. He was a fantastic in-the-moment promotional novelty, but hitching your entire wagon for years and years to a guy you knew nothing about accept that he used to weigh 300 pounds and didn’t now because he ate Subway everyday was beyond reckless.

Animals are lucky; if I want to get high, I have to smoke it or cook it into something, but apparently they can just eat joints off the ground and get ripped.