Yeah, great idea except for there’s not enough separation between people in the Quarter on Mardi Gras to make this workable. It’s body-to-body up in that motherfucker, and even if you can find a relatively open space, it’s about 15 seconds before some drunken idiot plows into you.

Yes, poison is a much more appealing alternative to cat hair.

“Smith also noted that they’ve complained a week of filming on the movie...”

I have less of a problem buying him as a Nazi hunter than as a movie star.

“do HBO Original movies and documentaries get Academy Award consideration?”

Truly this was the best Very Special Episode since Mr. Carlson touched Dudley’s ding-dong on Different Strokes.

Sorry Steven, you’re wrong. The fact is that “TV movies” in the traditional sense barely even exist anymore beyond The Hallmark Channel. I would concede that a film designed to fit the rhythms of commercial breaks and edited for time by default is a very different beast from a theatrical film, but Netflix clearly…

Richard and Katherine were Soap as far as I’m concerned.  Two singular talents creating two of the most indelible TV characters of all time.  Broad yet subtle, cartoonish yet utterly human, funny and touching in equal measure.

“....she had to juggle the over-the-top melodrama the show both trafficked in and mocked, while also providing... its easily wounded, sensitive heart....”

I’m against it.  Low yield, high pollution factor.

Yeah, I went over to someone’s house the other day and I was greeted by their dog the same way.

Yes, they’ve really put themselves out there as people who are able to read and repeat newspaper articles. Maybe the next award they win they can do the Jumble with the audience.

One day it will make a really strange triple feature with The Beaver.

How do people still struggle to understand this? Parents poisoning their own children for attention was prevalent enough to name a syndrome for it. What’s allegedly happened here is not particularly surprising.

Um, did you miss this part?

Um, did you miss this part?

Some of us see the difference between projecting yourself into a discussion by making unprompted Twitter commentary about everything, and answering questions that are directly posed to you. Are we telling Cameron to fuck off because he has opinions that aren’t ours (the Royal Ours in this case; I’ve not seen a single…

Here’s some free advice to famous people: You don’t have to weigh in on everything just because you’re famous. That’s not your job. You can have an opinion and you can share that opinion with the general public if you feel like it, but you don’t have to do it. Nobody’s forcing you....

Aw man, I’m on the west coast; why does something always have to spoil Doug Judy appearances, even the frickin’ show itself? (Referring to the time he was listed in the end credits before his cameo in the episode had even happened yet.)

It’s not going to be that easy.