Is a terrible comedy star doomed to be equally inept when they try their hand at going dark?

Yes, I’m the illiterate one, not the people who equate approximating a darker skin tone with smearing greasepaint all over your face, painting on big white lips, and doing a grotesque racial caricature.

You know what I find offensive?  Insistently referring to every instance of using makeup to approximate a darker skin tone as ‘blackface.’

Forget it, Facetaco.  It’s Kinjatown.

You’re so naive. Don’t you understand all the true Hollywood power players of that time came from the writers room of Cedric the Entertainer Presents?

Silverman says CK would sometimes ask if he could masturbate in front of her, which happens to be the same thing he was accused of doing to other comedians and female employees in a New York Times Story—though CK didn’t ask these other women if it was okay with them beforehand.

My favorite scene in the new Halloween is when he pretends to go down some stairs behind a couch.

Yes, AV Club writers have so much credibility deriding others for being overly dramatic.

This is... this is so... this is just... this is just so...

Meanwhile, I turned down the volume on the TV with my Remote Control in support of Colin Quinn.

I didn’t hear it.  Can you explain it to me?

Disagreeing with someone is the worst thing anyone can do to another person. In fact, ‘disagree’ needs to be retired like so many other archaic, diminishing, dismissive terms. From now on, it’s the D-word, and the proper verbiage is ‘intellectual assault.’

You were lucky to have a lake.

I thought the legacy of the original show was ass and sideboob.

Possible, but not nearly as lucrative.

I think the moral of that story was not “spank your child” as much as it was “spank that child.” To my knowledge, Opie was never spanked. In fact, there were several episodes where Andy is a dick to Opie because he presumed Opie was behaving badly, and it always turns out that Opie was either totally honest about a…

The galling thing is that the exact opposite is true regarding this person’s assertions. My girlfriend has a stockpile of her pain meds specifically because she does not abuse them. She takes what she needs when she needs them. And she’s seen the writing on the wall for a while now. So now she’s taking her surplus…

“I have yet to see any chronic pain patients lose access to their pain meds.”

You can’t say “Well, this other conspiracy happened, therefore this must be a conspiracy too.”

I don’t have to distrust the CDC to recognize one particularly transparent lump of bullshit in this cultural conversation: