Fine, Liman can have Cannonball Run, I guess. But I call dibs on a gritty reboot of Stroker Ace. Who is this generation’s Jim Nabors? Is it Josh Gad?

I will still not be reversing my “hating Spotify” policy.

Gene will officially have been in cliffhanger for nearly 16 months by the time Season 4 premieres.

I hear that in an effort to appeal to modern enlightened sensibilities, they’re going in a very different direction and are interested in Cicely Tyson for the role.

I think there are several typos in this article. You keep referring to Mick Jagger as the “dad”, “parent”, and “papa”, when I believe you mean great-grandfather.

No warrant/justification to continue to refer to the photo as “damning,” and no need to tremble before the possibility of some hidden, “deeper perspective.”

Roseanne’s latest self-destruction. You can set a watch to it. And man, she builds those castles high before she burns them down. This is one epic compulsion.

Yeah Dave, I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this one. I’m no great fan of Twitter, but I don’t think any of my problem with it is people using it to briefly reflect on a movie they just watched.

Why wouldn’t he have voted for the Libertarian candidate?

She’s worse than a monster. She’s... she’s....

How dare someone honestly relay their experience with something when asked!

Fuck off, okra dick!

Hyperbolic, fair enough. Divisive, how? I didn’t call anybody anything; I essentially disparaged a location and a tone. Nobody in particular was an idiot, nobody needs to die, nobody’s a racist or misogynist or homophobe in my commentary. I didn’t punctuate every point I made with “FUCK YOU.”

“we’re”

Twitter, the Kinjaverse, and the like, are our culture’s rampaging id, and they don’t seem to recognize the logical flaws in pursuing a more harmonious, accepting society by being as reflexively hostile, abusive, and judgmental about anything and everything that rubs ever so slightly against the grain of their…

An impressive effort. In a standard music video template, you generally have two threads playing off each other: the story component, and a straight artist performance. This leans a little too heavily on the latter; understandably so I realize (I appreciate the difficulty of teasing ‘dystopian future-scape’ from…

Boys have never written moody teenage fiction? Beyond that, does he not call it an “exceptional piece” of such, highlighting its “peculiarities, ambiguities, and reflexive qualities” and saying it contains “one of literature’s most perceptive metaphors”? Not seeing dismissive, and not seeing sexism.

Finally, this generation will have the Double Team it’s been clamoring for!

I for one object to this egregious display of handsome-washing. Aren’t there plenty of facially-impaired actors who should rightfully assume this role?