Uwe Boll must really be bored with beating up homeless people he finds digging through the dumpsters behind his restaurant.

Nobody likes MASH anymore, and it’s for exactly the sort of reasons I’m getting at in my commentary. “War sucks” is a pretty broad political position as it is; now how about MASH’s gender politics?

Fair enough, but I really don’t consider that comedy as much as humor.

I think that’s you making it political, not him. I don’t believe John Hughes wrote anything through the prism of his politics, or with the notion that he was going to tell us what the right way was to think or be about anything; I think he wanted to be funny, and this is how things were funny for him. Of course he has …

“we’re just gonna pretend that a white guy giving himself a funny name is the same as a white guy assigning an Asian character a name that deliberately plays Asian languages for laughs”

“The name is a joke”

Once upon a time, politics was at most a by-product of comedy, not the raison d’etre. Comedy’s primary target was uptightness and those seeking to avoid or live in denial of life’s messier realities.

I Am Kilroy, Who Was Here

I can’t escape the feeling that engaging in unprotected oral history with this crowd could lead to brain cancer.

This guy is a pinhead. No really, look at his head. He looks like a Koopa from the Super Mario Brothers movie.

I smell a conspiracy here. Who would be calculating up these rental figures? An accountant, perhaps?

Speaking of shows produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, LA to Vegas has turned out to be pretty good. Anybody turned off by its pre-release promos (and I get that) might want to give it a chance.

Hey, if you think that Meghan Markle headline is bad, wait til you see what’s in the actual article:

God, it’s like you’ve never even seen The Last Witch Hunter.

If you decide to see Saw, let me warn you; it has its ups and downs.

I wouldn’t hold your breath for Let It Be. This is from the IMDb (to be taken with a grain of salt since it’s admittedly not an unimpeachable source):

Are you lost, little girl? Would you like me to help you find your mommy?

I knew a guy in college that you could give the shittiest shake, a single paper, and a CD case in the backseat of a moving vehicle, and he could produce a perfect bat in 10 seconds. It would get a full pass around before it was even lit so people could just marvel at the engineering.

Full dinosaur penetration.

I think anybody who yells coherent words after a golf swing should be ejected from all tournaments. “Dilly dilly” may be the single stupidest example of it, (and as someone who watches golf, the first time I heard it I thought that this guy had to be some sort of corporate plant) but why is any of it considered…