What I find so surprising is that people find this sort of thing so surprising. Practically all people in the performative arts get there as a compensation for some sort of emotional issue; for the most part, it’s based in a desire to ‘fit in’ or overcome their shyness. For others, it’s a mask to pull over their…

Not going off anything more than a general vibe, but I would lay my money on “life is too short to work that closely with Nic Pizzolatto.”

I’m afraid to say this and it hurts me to say this, but the evidence is irrefutable, they have no soul...

He actually had a Billboard Hot 100 top ten hit with the deliciously ironically titled “Far from Over.”

It feels like I’ve known of Laura Ingraham’s name and shtick for a long time, and that the ‘conservative base’ really liked her, and yet never actually saw her until recently. Frankly, I had assumed her lack of visibility was because she had the ole ‘face for radio,’ and then when she did show up and clearly met the…

Yes, “mad.” You’ve whipped the crowd here into an eye-rolling fury.

Maybe it could happen on a spaceship too.

If I Did It by Sanaa Lathan

That’s fair; I can see having a measure of affection for what it meant for the survival of the show in that moment. I came to Chuck much later on Netflix; minus that context, it just didn’t play at all for me, although a portion of that could probably be ascribed to how much I hate Subway.

If there’s a bustle in your trevorrow, don’t be alarmed now. It’s just a spring clean for the May Queen.

“I apologize for any upset or hurt...”

I know it’s been referenced a dozen times here at least already, but I want to throw in to say nobody’s done product placement more artfully than Community. Shows like 30 Rock and Arrested Development did a good job of turning the product placement into its own joke, although that was essentially just a variation on…

So hey, what’s up with the 3D screen cap for this article? Wayne’s World wasn’t even in 3D. Where did this come from?

You know what okay show did product placement even more gratuitously and gracelessly? Chuck. They really didn’t even try to find any sort of plot-based pretext to shoehorn in their Subway commercials.

Hey, you want to see relational thinking, problem-solving, and coping skills, watch me play Far Cry while binging Stranger Things and ordering a pizza all at the same time, only taking a break for my insulin injection.

Judge Jeanine gets to voice the film’s moral: “It’s a sign of the time: everybody’s yelling, nobody’s listening.”

Organize It 3: A Light in the Darkness!

“House Ghost”

“Thank you so very much for the patronizing response.”

Goodness, where to even begin with all this? I guess at the beginning: