Here’s hoping it’s Wes Anderson’s Watership Down!

Jon Hamm and Nick Offerman’s mustache.

Have you drank any Idahoan sparkling white wine?

I am similarly outraged that our misinformation is being outsourced! We have plenty of Americans capable and willing to churn out even bullshittier bullshit.

At least in the case of The Rolling Stones, it’s not like it was ever not embarrassing to watch Mick Jagger prance around like the dorkiest, most clueless 8th grader at the Homecoming dance, and it’s not like time can do anything to diminish that tuneless, joke voice of his.

In drug-ravaged years, Ozzy Osbourne is at least 206 years old. Who is it that still gets off watching bicentenarians rock and roll?

Of all the hot takes that proliferate on the internet, “Paul McCartney is a poor singer” is the most adorable.

Tall building + fire does not = Die Hard...

Shhh, nobody tell him about The Towering Inferno.

Anybody else got a mental image of Harvey Weinstein trying to bail out the Titanic with a thimble?

Eh, to whatever degree any of these people have a point, it’s still pretty compromised by two factors. Number one, at the root of any criticism of the modern leftist bent of the vast majority of popular comedy these days is that it’s drowning in its own didacticism. How exactly do you satirize devotion to agenda over…

But sympathy is hard work and so unfashionable.

Who am I looking at? Is that Tom Cruise or Jackie Chan?

You know you want it just for the tagline:

Eh. Get back to me when they finally get around to making No Seriously Dude, Where the F*** Is My Car?

You mean she had to negotiate for her salary? I’m... what’s that thing I’m supposed to be about everything? Oh yes, disgusted. I’m disgusted by this news.

There’s also a very good chance that what Joyner is doing—accepting money in exchange for sex—could be considered prostitution.

So Lovecraft wrote in a limerick meter too. Wow.

I saw a commercial come on for this movie the other day, and as I was watching it I found myself thinking that I’d probably be, if not excited, a little more charitable in my expectations if I hadn’t already seen him whiff on a cartoon movie (Tintin- it was a’ight) and totally botch nostalgic self-indulgence (Crystal…

Peele has acted a bit since Get Out arrived, but mostly from behind a microphone; he voiced a character in this summer’s Captain Underpants movie, and is a recurring voice on Nick Kroll’s Netflix series Big Mouth.